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Theories? Please, I know the culprits.
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"Fireball, if you want to keep yourself out of prison...you need to get the hell out of this town" -Cpl. Roger Doyle
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How could you not be? First you had cute lil Jackson 5 Michael, then you had badass Thriller Michael, then you had batshit crazy white guy Michael! He was like 3 people in one...AND he owned a Monkey. Plus, he provided the world with endless hours of entertainment. First with his music, and then with his nutty antics. Why no one ever did an MJ reality show is beyond me. I miss that freaky bastard.
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No way! I would never crap in my own house. My bets are on Amanda Grimm.
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Depends on who you ask. Dave and Chop are kinda like Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Asshole.
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I'm going to preface this with the statement that I love Adam. I think he's a good kid, and would probably throw himself on the fire for any of his friends. Yes, even Grustas. That being said: The legal system in Litchfield county is fucked up. Every once in a while, they want to make an example out of someone. Trust me, I've been there. This case isn't about guilt or innocence. It never was. It's about power. It's about reminding people who's really in charge. I feel bad for Ads, because this is his first real experience with that side of them. I don't know what's true and what isn't. None of us do. All I can go on as truth is what he's said to me. But, the evidence they are trying to bring forward probably isn't going to help his cause with a juror from east bumfuck. Unfortunately, I think Adam is going to learn a lesson about the legal system that I learned a long time ago. Sometimes you just gotta take the deal, innocent or not.
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The numbers are of course estimated, but I would agree with that statement. Then again, it could have been because I was so stinking drunk that I saw triple.
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One of the best matches in Northfield history. It ended in a double countout after an errant fireball took both of us out.
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In order to corrupt the youth, you have to gain their trust first. Slash and I wanted to take him to the strip club, but his handlers didn't think it was a good idea. Poor kid.
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Is there a dental dam handy? Yikes. This question is both filthy and disgusting. Oh, and you misspelled Filipino. But, I'm gonna answer it anyway. Look, I grew up poor. At the end of the day, there isn't much I wouldn't do for a million bucks. But, I think I'm gonna have to side with blowing Brad Pitt on this one. I know, it's a fucked up answer...but see it from this perspective. This whole choice is pretty much the difference between taking one cock, or nibbling on the remains of dozens of cock. Dirty, dirty cock at that. So really, I'm going to go with one single, solitary Brad Pitt dick. At least I know where it's been. Hell, I'm quite jealous of where it's been. If your best option on the table is to suck some guy off, you might as well suck the world series trophy of dicks. Especially for 33 grand a second. Not to mention that unless I have some sort of beginners luck, I'm not going to be that good enough at it to catch a mouthful anyway. So there's your answer, you sick, sick bastard.
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I have my guesses about who asked this question. Yes, I have done some shopping, and no I haven't bought anything shiny....yet.
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If you think all the stories about me are true, I bet you think Paul Bunyan was really 100 feet tall and hung out with a giant blue ox. I'll say that probably 70% of the stories are true, and 30% of them are bullshit. Oh, and have I heard some whoppers over the years. That being said, I rarely correct someone if it helps further the legend. I mean, it's only fair.
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Seriously? That's a ridiculous question. What is there NOT to like about a monkey. Potential for trained hijinks aside: What animal on earth can throw poo and still be cute?
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I've officially been arrested 5 times. All in Litchfield county. No, that's not a coincidence. Luckily, thanks to a fractured legal system and the best criminal defense attorney this side of New England...I've never been convicted of a crime. That's right, nothing. I even got an apology in court once. That was a pretty awesome day.
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Ya know what? I deal. Reclaiming the crown in October helped a lot. I'll say this, the fans are a lot easier to deal with now then they were in say...2003. At the end of the day, sports are sports..and Boston is my home. I have good friends, a good job, and a decade's worth of history there. Plus, I'll always have Carl Everett. If that can't make you smile, nothing will.
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Imagine taking a claw hammer and hitting yourself in the balls. Now do that once a year for 4 years. Then spend the next 15 years watching the replay on TV. That pretty much sums it up.
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This question has come up a lot lately. I actually was going to to write about it when I found some time. The true "year" was June 1998 to June 1999. I have so many great memories during that time. My first IT job, The infamous two weeks of keg parties, The Ghetto, South Park night, Chad Curtis games with Cooter and Matty, Days at Mohawk pond when it was still a secret, late night beer runs to NY, a healthy dose of acid trips, and quite frankly, a simpler time in my life....even with getting arrested a few times.
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That easy listening Kenny G type shit makes me want to snap and kill a bunch of people in sweater vests with my bare hands.
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Well Bell, it's a little too hot for Jorts.
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I'm confused. Those appear to be the same option. Especially since Bills fans meet there on Sunday to watch the game together and cry.
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Chopper’s Bio
International man of mystery, computer genius, asshole.
