Ah, damnit, f*** da police!

How much you got?

Nope.

It's a sign that means I was bored with absolutely nothing better to do.

I thought I'd make that my Western name many years ago, but my real one kinda stuck. I still use it in some internet usernames though, for the funzies.

Already a legend of failure.

It can work out either way.

Under my bunker, hiding from the war.

Running a Polymerase Chain Reaction.

My day has been quite alright. I just saw the Gundam 00 movie; it was awful.

Nah, I've always been one for violence.

I'm very disappointed that I didn't get an opportunity to test drive my new shotgun on some real people.

Hey yourself, bro.

They stimulate my brain!

There are so many ways to love you.

I did, but then I became 6 years old.

It's just fantabulous, baby.

Of COURSE not....

Two words that together doesn't make any good anagrams.

Jump backwards to the last panel and take the right direction.