Depends on the pic I'm drawing.

There's something weird in the fridge today. I don't know what it is. Food, I can't recognize.

See... my roommate won't throw a thing away. I guess it' probably his.

It looks like it's alive. o.O

Thoughts, worries, ideas, and a cushioning layer of cerebrospinal fluid.

A squirrel.

Running, jumping, climbing trees... messing with some poor British comedian's stash of make-up while I'm up there. Sounds like a blast, really. = )

My friends & family.
I know a good group of folks who are getting things done. From personal projects & simply doing what they love to folks holding it down against all odds. That tenacity reminds me that, even when things look bleak, giving in is not an option.
They never caved or quit. Neither will I.

Swordsmith. I'd bring some newer metalurgy techniques & materials to the older ways of metal folding. See what kind of strange newness I could pull off. = )

Rebecca Sugar's demo of 'Remember You' from the "I Remember You" episode of 'Adventure Time'.
It's been stuck in my head for a bit now, actually. o.o

Possibly. It all depends on the conditions behind it.
Though there are things I'd like to visually change about myself, none are worth the cash/trouble/risks associated with going under the knife. If it was something along the lines of repairing some sort of damage (its original purpose) then I'm all for it. Anything outside of that I'd write off as unneeded and something I can avoid.
Then again, I am interested in selective body mods of all types - be they face lifts or transdermal implants. The choice to outwardly change something about one's appearance is fascinating to me. The story behind the choice even more so. = )

That darkest of the many Dark Arts: Hand Lettering. o.o

Eyup. Every now and then I'll pop for some time on WoW, jump into Ragnarok Online or blow stuff up in SD Gundam but not on the regular.

It's a rare thing for me to do as my main gaming rig is the same one I work on. I'll start out playing something, get into the grinding part and find myself drawing something or working on something. o.O

I'd sing the saddest, most depressing song in the book I knew the lyrics to.
I don't like singing in public. This question implies that I've somehow been suckered into a place that I would find maddening. Being the evil little SoB that I am, I would bring the whole room down with a tune I'm immune to as a lesson to never try this stunt again. -.-

Things that are not currently to my right.

Some time after sunrise. If I've been Really good, it's slightly before sunrise.

Gatorade is designed for a singular purpose - rehydration after massive activity (like sports & heavy exercise). When dead tired after playing tennis, football, or riding my bike all over Christendom, taste was the least of my concerns.
Though, when in a pinch, avoid the lemon-lime one. It Still tastes like funky water. -.-

It's a toss up: Competitive Eating, Extreme Ironing or Australian Indoor-rules Quiddich.

Your use of a makeshift Interrobang confuses me. Are you looking for an answer or is this a rhetorical question?

Also, what the hell is an "explanation point"? o.O

No, but my Rhymes are. o.O

No, I assembled my bed once. I bought it pre-built at a store and simply put it together.

Making one's bed every morning, though admirable, seems like an Awful lot of trouble to go through. o.@

Root Beer is always good. Next up would probably be MD: Code Red (I know, I know).

Yes, I can but it's really tough to do.
First, I have to take my head off. Then, I have to make sure it's stable or my body'll fall off it and send my head flying. Always an odd thing trying to get my body to my head when it rolls off. And putting it back on right? That's Always a challenge. -.-
Too much of a hassle if you ask me.