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    1. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 17 Jan 11

      did you and raven really breakup? if so, it's sad and im sorry :/

      Yeah we did, it is pretty sad, but that's life. I dug my own grave.

    2. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept responded to brittlooovesyou 2 Jan 11

      What are you looking forward too in 2011? Mine is graduating and going to Illinois State University! :D

      Being a man with hands!

    3. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 25 Feb 10

      how's it goin?

      AWESOME, PARTY HAAAAAAAAARD.

    4. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 20 Feb 10

      did you know that you have a most pleasant voice?

      Speaking voice? I don't like it one bit, but I'm glad you do.

    5. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 9 Feb 10

      Penis

      Not a question, but not a fan. I like mine I guess.

    6. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 31 Jan 10

      Does your pepper taste great like you always say?

      No, but the salt is all that

    7. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 28 Jan 10

      would we ever date if I came down to Peoria?

      WHO ARE YOU?

    8. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 27 Jan 10

      chris pepper, you seem like a cool enough dude. socially, though, you've always seemed to hide behind sarcasm or jokes, almost all of the time. it seems to me that you are afraid of saying something that might make someone pissed off. let yourself out man

      I'd say this is pretty accurate. I don't usually speak my mind because I really don't know if people would like to hear it. Maybe I will more often now, and maybe you will be there knowing you've changed me Mr. Anonymous.

    9. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      Why is it I never noticed how blue your eyes were until today?

      You weren't looking for them

    10. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      My grandpa recently told me he is not my dads dad. does that mean my grandpepper is not my grandpepper? -confused teen looking for advice

      Essentially yes, yes it does

    11. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      do fingers smell like gina.

      There are numerous ways to test this. Should I delve into them?

    12. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      Computer Question:My computer hasnt been updated since 1993 or thereabouts. The computer uses ME operating system. Aside from buying another computer what can i do to upgrade it so i can enjoy x-box live?

      Listen very carefully here, and follow these instructions as closely as possible. Go out, and buy some stock paper. Paint the front half (designated by the large printed word front) your favorite color. Take the back half on the left side, and step directly on it, cutting the bottom of your foot as you do. Use the blood to draw your favorite article of clothing in red that you own. Now all you need to do is spit on it, and throw it away. Enjoy the service, it's well worth the cash!

    13. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      Dad?.

      You know me, still your dad, forever and always

    14. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept responded to trentweber 26 Jan 10

      Why didnt you include a period or perhaps a explantion mark at the conclusion of your previous statement?

      I don't like things to seem final

    15. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept 26 Jan 10

      asians are hot

      Hmm...

    16. Chris Elliott
      PromisesKept responded to trentweber 21 Jan 10

      Have you ever eaten a grapefruit and the juice squirted you in the face. then EVERYONE laughed at you.

      Not that I can remember, but you needed a question mark at the end of this

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