The first place I would go is Disney World. I haven't been in a very long time, and the wife and I have never been together. But I think after three, maybe five, days we would have done all we needed or wanted to do there and could move on to the next part of the journey...

Next stop, Sarajevo, June 28th 1914 to stop the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and his wife Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg. From there, we'd continue rolling backward to 1865, April 14th to be precise, and set fire to Ford's Theater in Washington, D.C. during the pre-dawn hours. We'd spend the day watching it burn and making sure no one put the fire out. I think we'd finish out the week in Ancient Egypt, utilizing our knowledge of science and history to play the roll of gods on Earth.

It also turns out that Hitler is inevitable. Our original vacation was spent trying to stop him, but after spending a whole month (several times over) failing repeatedly we decided instead to try to make sure there was never a reason to have World War II, or The Great War as they call it now, which still didn't work out. After returning to our own time and dealing with the fallout of our actions, I think we'd probably have to spend time securing our home from the zombie hordes. Yeah, sorry about that. Turns out saving Lincoln and stopping World War I actually leads to a lot of really weird stuff. Once that was done, we would jet off to the future and see how things turn out.

Ultimately, we'd come to understand that the end of the world had nothing to do with our attempts to alter the timeline, but instead all hung on the time we spent at Disney World, where a chance encounter with a group of foreigners and a misunderstanding would begin a long series of domino like events. So after 30 days worth of sailing through the time stream, our last destination would be the day before our trip where we would have to make sure we didn't take it and never learned that we missed out on it either. In fact, this formspring post under the other me's account will be the only record that any of this happened. When I'm done here, I and my anomaly wife will disco into the aether with our time machine. We promise to try not to screw things up. Much.