as fast as possible. when it comes to eggs, I'll use both hands and spin it back and forth

I've never thrown away a magazine, I keep every single one

SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM SKYRIM

because homestuck also exists in this world and that makes everything okay again

let's go with that then, yes.

FUCK

the one people keep thinking is sampling hatsune miku. I think it's like crystal caverns or something

anime figures by the dozens. miku is my pride and joy (◡‿◡✿)

german shepards and newfies

yes

what pumpkins

I wish c. viper had an alternate costume that didn't suck...but then again her regular outfit is fine anyway. ibuki could definitely use something cooler...maybe just a straight rip-off of ayane's costume from dead or alive >:3
makoto's default is fine too.

how's it feel, bro

lmao yes all my friends are "entirely made up" and I myself am a very elaborate role-playing account calling themselves "Prince" of the "Kingdom of Cyrum"
why did I answer this.

I'm actually 1D

sexy violence for sure *plays skullgirls forever*

one time I was looking at this Listerine spray thing my friend had on his key and he was all "hey bro you're holding it wrong" and I was all "nah man I got this" and then I sprayed Listerine in my eyes

the end

literally every single language

yup

are you threatening me