Shun Shag or Marry: Harry, Ron, and Neville. Please also give me reasons as to why you made these particular choices.
Shun Neville, because I feel like he would whine a lot if chosen for the other two.
Shag Harry, because let's be honest that's pretty much masturbation.
Marry Ron, because he's Harry's bff, so I feel like we could have fun together.

