Drew
Questions Answered
Excuse me, yes you! Now that I have your attention, I'd like to say that you amuse me. Thank you for existing.
Anytime.
you crack me up. well, your tumblr, specifically. where abouts do you hail from btw?
I hail from California, but am currently in Orlando.
you totez remind me of leonard from big bang theory. jus sayin'...
Never seen it, but let me guess, socially awkward?
Are you like, into Hermione? Like, would you date her? Is there another female HP character you'd prefer? What is your favorite type of pizza? What is your stance on abortion? Ham or turkey? If you were a balloon, what color would you be? by drinkyourjuice
Yes I would date a Hermione. She's pretty, she's not obsessed with personal appearance, she's willing to go camping for weeks at a time, and the whole being smarter than I am thing is a huge turn on.
I could also see myself having a not too serious thing with a Luna type. It would fun, exciting, and never boring, but after a while I would want to talk about politics and she would be going ON AND ON about Nargles; that would be the end of it.
Pizza: Pepperoni and Pineapple
Boring answer: Nobody is pro-abortion, it should always be a last resort, but I definitely think a woman should have the opportunity. I feel like I'm reading off of a card in my wallet or something.
I like to mix my meats, but if I had to choose one I'd pick ham.
If I was a balloon I would be a Buzz Lightyear balloon.
If you were a goat and you saw a ram...would you fuck it? by bobcostas
I think society dictates that it is the rams responsibility to sufficiently woo me first.
Unless you're talking about a Dodge Ram, then my goat boner would be all up in that muffler.
I am the epitome of optimism. I love your posts. They make me laugh out loud sometimes, which is no small feat. Thank you. by spiritguide
Thank you spiritguide.
Are you an octopus? My spirit guide is an octopus.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1925557 I dont know if you've seen this..but I thought you might enjoy it....
I had not seen that. Thank you :)
Shun Shag or Marry: Harry, Ron, and Neville. Please also give me reasons as to why you made these particular choices.
Shun Neville, because I feel like he would whine a lot if chosen for the other two.
Shag Harry, because let's be honest that's pretty much masturbation.
Marry Ron, because he's Harry's bff, so I feel like we could have fun together.
are you single?
Yes. I lack the skills necessary for a relationship and also the desire.
Wanna be my fifth grade sweetheart?
When was the last time you were tested for cooties?
Can we share a pencil holder?
Do you mind if I brag about you in PE?
I HEAR THAT THERE ARE VIDEOS OF YOU ON THE INTERNET DOING DRUGZ! wut is ur dream vacation lol?
OMFG I LOVE SOLID CO2!! Have you tried it? It burns your hands and take too much you suffocate.
And I really really really wanna go to Paris.
Are you LDS? I am so I was just wondering.
I'm an LDS who experiments with LSD.
Wanna be wonna my high wives?
DREW LAWTON. i love you, just sayin. anyway, would YOU rather have a zombie penis dick, or an arm that was a chainsaw? by tinygiraffe
I like the term "penis dick."
As long as only one of my arms was chainsaw'd I'd pick that one. I'd need the other arm to high-five my normal penis dick.
What are you majoring in?
Psychology. With a minor in Early Childhood Education.
I have no idea what I want to do with my life.
