I like a few, yes

Nothing in my pockets, but my glasses, watch, shirt, jeans, underwear, and socks are worth well over 100 bucks all together

Do it faggot

Yes. All of us could transform and wreak awesomness on the world

I hope I don't become a toilet, because I'd just be screaming all the time

You're asking a teen guy if he likes half naked women from Victoria's Secret?

No

Yes and no

My nephew and myself

No, yes

The pornstar race

A turkey

You might as well use your old picture, since it sort of looks like a television.

Dwayne Johnson

Because I could probably get lucky from gambling and pay you back ten times over. Probably.

I don't know how to play, but have been in several different games of poker. I won once.

Highest bet would be everything because yolo

Fucking golf

The new number is (915) 532-2500
It's not a number to mcdonald's I swear

It is my civic duty to take that quarter for myself. It's "Leave a PENNY" not "Dump whatever you have in your pocket"

Never had a pet ;_;