Oh, I don't EAT Jelly.

I just like the way it... feels.

*Looks around his own house. Every square inch of the walls, floors and even the ceiling is completely covered in Jelly.*

I like my place just the way it is.

Beautiful, like... Jelly you can hear.

What's black and white and red all over?

No, I watch all my movies on DVD in the privacy of my own home, where nopony can judge me.

Why would anyone ruin perfectly good strawberry Jelly with a dirty big chainsaw?

No! It's sick, weird and wrong!

Now, if you'll excuse me...

*Empties a tub of Jelly over his head and begins rubbing it all over his skin.*

((Even that one.))

((Jelly pony is superior to all other background ponies!))

Keep them out of my Jelly!

MY JELLY!

*Descends into a giant tub of jelly.*

*Giggling can soon be heard coming from within the tub.*

Why is it covered in strawberry Jelly?

NOOOOOO!!!!

THE JELLY HAS BEEN DEFILED!!

There. Will. Be. VENGEANCE!!!

If you really loved me, you'd give me your Jelly!

Jellons-y~

Needs more Jellly!

No Jelly?

*Has no room because his inventory is already full of Jelly*

You didn't answer my question about the Jelly?

Will there be Jelly?