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If life is transgendered frogs doin' it, then yes: true fact.
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I R so happy... if only the bacon was not a beautiful lie.
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This is not a question so i therefore cannot answer it.
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If by ghosts you mean a mysterious snoring next to me while I've been alone in bed every night this week... then no.
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if you are not a prince then there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can do. Wait. Make me bacon.
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maybe my grandma should learn how to use the internet better.
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Probably. I don't understand the interweb and I didn't even know I had a myspace. Try following me on other things and let me know if it works, kay?
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SSSSLLLLLLLOOOOWWWWWLLLLLLLYYYY
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YES i am all about that. Would you consider giving me money if I drew you a picture of bess rogers in a variety of funny hats?
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asked by andrewhollaway
You should be asking why the freakish blonde girl is advertising gun safety. Also, i think my website may have to be renewed...
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Because i was raised so well by my wonderful, formspring-savvy mother.
(This is really my mom you guys)
PS. it may seem like i've got it all but i could really use $50, just sayin -
like, which do i wear or which do i like on other people? Because the answer to both is boxer briefs.
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i am working on it right now with the awesome and talented producer part of chris kuffner. I mean literally right now. I am holding a guitar as i type this and it is now a lyric.
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That is two questions and is therefore against the rules.
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Because I don't want to be this cool anymore.
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Put him in the longboat til he's sober. Duh.
(That's like hiding your drunk friend in a lifeboat on a cruise while they're passed out and forgetting about them until after you've gotten off the next day in Nova Scotia, Canada, and are halfway through lunch, and have to run back to the ship with half a beer in your hand, which has never happened to me) -
"Do you hate Kate on LOST as much as I do?"
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My absentee bear-dad.
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Musician, student, English teacher, comic book connoisseur.
