The organ. Skin is an organ. I hope you see where I'm going with this...

"Down by the Old Mill Stream" What an old-minded fucker I am. Plus "Smells Like Teen Spirit" but the Muppets already got me on that one!

That's tough. Most religions are pretty restrictive and I don't want that. Certainly not Islam...

Well I'd probably start feet first and then flip myself around and start digging upwards once I passed half way through so I would say head first!

I could go the perverted teenage route and say a whale's dong, but I think I'm going to go with hawk eyes.

Poison darts. I could not survive off of one kind of food.

They both taste fine. I don't get why people argue about it so.

How about both? Atlantis and you got a deal!

I mostly work the nightmare shift, but other times I'm lucky enough to be Supervisor on wet dreams.

Laughing gas

Oh your so naughty, you.

Can you ask a stupider question?

Does he believe in me?

As many as I can before the spider-demons wake me for their morning sacrifice. Hard to sleep with that knowledge really...

I used to. I must start keeping a dream journal again...

My death year. Then I would never die. I would just loop back to the beginning.

John Lennon!

The heaping pile of horse patty in my neighbor's lawn

Nope. Chuck Testa.

Probably would not be polite to say...