Being the HERO OF F***ING TIME. Y'KNOW, THE GUY THAT SAVED HYRULE!?

Energy ball tennis.

Online? ....on line like fishing? I fish. In this old bald codger's pond.

We've been through this, Formspring. I don't. Thanks for reminding me...

I tend to scream every time I swing my sword or... Well, move.

They always play in my head, varying depending on where I am. This would be a reason why I prefer night to day, because that's when the music stops. But that is also when I'm attacked by Stalchildren. You can understand why I am so pissed all the time..

I don't sleep. Thanks for reminding me.

"Ooh ooh oooooooooh, ooh ooh oooooooooh" from Epona's song are just about the ONLY lyrics I've ever heard.

LIFTING CURSES IN DUNGEONS SO I /CAN/ GET TO HER. What have YOU been up to? Keeping time with your friggin HAIR? Bet THAT'S productive!!!

Who's ready to STOP ASKING FORMSPRING QUESTIONS AND SLEEP? *Sun's Song*

It wasn't "fabulous" or "fierce" enough for him.

Also no...

Navi silence.

Ghirahim consists of the following...
Trendy hairstyle
Eyeliner
White lipstick (I'm guessing)
Tights that look "fabulous", not battle ready like mine
A long tongue he uses to lick people with
Numerous glamour-shot poses
While one would find Ghirahim incapable of spewing a spectrum of light from his genitalia, one could compensate with the obvious truth that he is, in conclusion, a flaming homosexual.

When I was a baby she gave me away to a f***ing tree.

Hyrule is made of the stuff. So yes.

Web...site? I...I guess the house of the Skulltula. Though that place creeps me out. But they do give me free shit for killing a few spiders.

Goron Hot Springs. But you don't wanna know what goes on over there. Those Gorons get a little too...friendly...in those springs.

What's a movie?