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What is the best joke you've ever heard?
Oy vey, let me think... ah, here is one in my top 5 Faves... ->
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part." -
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what if dreams came true and you could do anything you wanted, would you still give a shit about anyone else?
well yeah, then it would be made easy, so there is no reason you wouldn't.
and you would want stuff to be interesting,
so I'm thinking you would spend way more time on others and with others if you didn't have to worry about your own survival -
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If you had to choose, would you rather be a Vegan or an Organic oriented Vegetarian?
I'd rather be dead. GO TEAM CARNIVORE!
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What's the best thing someone can do to help the environment?
Earth Day - www.earthday.org
Die. Fewer people means less pollution.
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What would you consider is your dream job?
Being insanely rich. Failing that I'm not sure what I'm qualified to do. Writing seems the obvious choice, but I'm very lazy about it. I've had people ask me to write articles for their sites and I either never think of anything to submit or I write a couple of things and give up. I did a satirical advice column once. It was a really fun idea but never really caught on and as much fun as I had writing answers I didn't like having to write the questions, too.
Maybe I'll just be galactic empress, then I can do whatever I want even if it's doing nothing at all. -
If you had a sniper rifle with one round, a perfectly clear shot, a clean getaway and a solid alibi, who would be in your scope?
I could come up with all kinds of answers- some political, some personal- but if anything ever happened to the one(s) named my answer here would incriminate me and I'm just cagey enough to not want to deal with that, especially since I'd be innocent.
In terms of fictional characters the Bosslady on Human Target would top my list, but I know that Chance would track me down eventually and that would be unpleasant in all kinds of ways.
I'd also be really tempted to remove River Song from the picture, IF she would stay dead. There's the small matter of the paradox it would create, but I might be willing to risk it. -
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What is amazing?
The 1'st cup of Tea in the Morning. The Daisy someone picked for you from the lush Meadow. The softness of Silk. Mother's fresh baked Bread. The sound of someone genuinely laughing. The evening Sky. The smell of newly washed Skin, sans Perfume. The Feeling in the Air before, during & after a Thunderstorm. The Face you look into, when you wake up. OYFG! I am waxing Poetic, if I don't stop here! And then I'll go Postal... so... STOP! :D
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Would it offend you if someone called you a nerd or a weirdo?
I rather be a Nerd than a Weirdo... so, can I use a Venn Diagram for this? I was waiting for someone to ask me that kind of a question.
Nerds Rule... in the end!
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Have you been able to keep your New Years resolutions or have you broken them?
Formspring question of the day
Yes, I did! 8D~ ...you wanna know them, too?
01. Watch more online Porn...
02. Buy a car...
03. Sharing the good stuff with others, that I smoke sometimes...
04. Taking the daily shower without actually washing myself...
05. Treating men more like meat...
06. Collecting more Venn Diagrams... and perhaps even trying to create a few myself! -
So, 7'th Day of the Year... what is your prediction of how much it will suck? By percentage maybe?
I'm a horrible guesser but I'd say...uh...42% Yeah 42% sounds about right. ;)
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What is the coolest thing you've seen on the Internet?
That still has to happen yet... :D
But one thing I can think of, would be... if I read a 'true' Article about myself online, saying I was a Billionaire, having a hot Husband & 2 brainiac Children, & us being healthy AND happy... *dreams*
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Paranoid wannabe autodidactic Polymath... getting younger each Year!
