Of course not. You have to have at least a full head of hair to be my role model. They're not cool enough to be.
Maybe you, but not me.
Who are you talking to?
I'm talking to me, you idiot!
Don't call me an idiot, you'll hurt your feelings.
Who says I'm hurting my feelin- O wait...Shut up.
No, you, my friend. No, you.

In other words, when I'm bored, I like to have conversations with myself. And I'm usually an ass to myself. 8(