Of course. If someone farts and nobody's around to smell it, they've still farted.

Right back at you.

Ethan and I have that in common.

A few days. I think the depth of the world is evaporating due to excessive use of mobile phones. Nothing infuriates me more than when I'm having a conversation with someone and they're texting. It's the height of rudeness. I'm pretty contactable on the internet because I use basically every form of social networking site available, but besides that what happened to meeting with people face to face? I can deal with my own company for prolonged periods and I understand that mobiles provide convenience and tangible communication, however at the same time I think, like everything, the expansion of technology has gone overboard. I own a Blackberry myself, but do I really need texts, calls, Blackberry Messenger, Facebook, Twitter, MySpace and Tumblr on my phone? No. That's why people like me are the unsociable beasts that we are.

At the moment, and it's topical, people who judge others for drug use and then decide to take seven Cowies on a night out.

I already can't wait to leave this place, so I'll probably be even more thankful once I'm away! What did you study?

Hopefully I'll be at Leicester University studying English Literature! I also want to try and get an internship at a music magazine.

Well, in your own time. You have no need to worry though!

Drew Barrymore. Let's not beat around the bush here.

You said "once you've picked up the stones", I didn't understand what you were saying! Too much flattery! I think my Facebook photos are deceptive, although I'm glad you like what I post, even if most of it is a way of vomiting up what's on my mind for everyone to see.

I'm confused. I would like it very much if you talked to me, though. You're in the minority of people who don't think I'm a hideous human being.

My first response is instant distrust, I do apologise. My second is gratitude, although I'd never consider myself to be anything close to that! Do talk to me though, I don't judge and I'm always looking to speak to as many people as possible who don't make me want to take a bath in chloroform.

I love Ethan questions! The ones I answered, besides yours, had been in my inbox for a year and a half. Somehow, Formspring manages to retain ancient questions yet not my responses. Anyone at all? At the moment I am enamoured with James McAvoy. What an Adonis.

Newcastle airport so they can fly as far away from the North-East and it's partner cities as possible; Independent so they can absorb the smells of ketamine, vomit and urine; The Bridges so they can fully be deterred from ever coming back.

I don't put anything in my mouth that hasn't been approved by the Food Standards Agency.

That wasn't mousse that he used...

Only because I give a cracking blowjob.

I can't find my old questions, which is a double edged sword. I've never received such invasive/abusive questions in my life, however I want to look at it all with a rose-coloured lighting. Yes, of course! I'll just make sure to keep it away from Facebook. Sweet nostalgia.

Ethan dives into a pool and emerges fully dry.

The only sport I play is "channel hopping".