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    1. Philbey
      Philbey 8 Mar 11

      get back to work you minimum wage no body,i hope your sister gets raped and murdered by muslims

      Again your use of the English language is astonishing. It's nobody, there is no space otherwise you are implying that I do not posses a physical body which given the size of me and the fact I'm alive I definitely do. If you are going to attempt to augment your dreary existence by trying to offend someone at least use correct spelling and grammar.

    2. Philbey
      Philbey responded to Missese 8 Mar 11

      Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

      Because glue needs air to dry/set it, as there is little air inside the bottle it cannot dry and in it's liquid form will not stick to the plastic of the bottle.

    3. Philbey
      Philbey 8 Mar 11

      you suck black cocks for grams of coke

      I think you'll find it's now coloured cock, you know political correctness and all that, but yeah strange thing really I couldn't believe it when your mum first whipped that beast out but you know, free coke is free coke!

    4. Philbey
      Philbey responded to Missese 7 Mar 11

      If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

      Testing? Lol!

    5. Philbey
      Philbey 5 Mar 11

      whats the best place near you to get a pizza?

      My house :-) I make awesome pizza! Quattro stagioni is my fave :-D

    6. Philbey
      Philbey 28 Feb 11

      If you could change one thing that happened last year what would it be?

      I think everyone already knows the answer to that question. I made a mistake and would change it if I could but you have to live through it and learn to grow as person both mentally and spiritually.

    7. Philbey
      Philbey 28 Feb 11

      Do you think you could hit a 10 on www.10ornot.com ? I think you're really really cute and could get there in like a day...but do you think you could?

      Ha ha ha thank but deffo not.

    8. Philbey
      Philbey 28 Feb 11

      your a horrible person and should sort it the fuck out

      Well now thats a bit strong. I have made mistakes in the past no doubt and done some very stupid things. Without these experiences tho I would not be who I am today. My friends seem to like me, My family love me, my workmates think I'm alright and my girlfriend loves me. Maybe you should be looking into what is making you unhappy and thinking you can judge others for how they live their lives instead of abusing people that you clearly don't know very well.

    9. Philbey
      Philbey 21 Feb 10

      when?

      whenever the moment takes you.. although 5.30 pm is not so good for me

    10. Philbey
      Philbey 21 Feb 10

      why?

      because if not it leads to a bitter life filled with pain and regret!

    11. Philbey
      Philbey 21 Feb 10

      Have you ever snogged a man

      yes, i now hate absinthe as a result of it...

    12. Philbey
      Philbey responded to HevTBeatz 21 Feb 10

      Why is the earth round

      it used to be flat until about 20 odd years ago when sax first farted... being so manly his stupendous bowel gas movement spread across the plate like surface of the earth and caused the it to fold round on itself until it formed a sort of pear shape.. then a few years later stix dropped a big one too and finished the terraforming into the world we now know...

    13. Philbey
      Philbey responded to HevTBeatz 21 Feb 10

      I tried it, i bled. How did you take it

      milk and 2 sugars.. thats where you are going wrong you see..

    14. Philbey
      Philbey responded to HevTBeatz 21 Feb 10

      Do you like buckets?

      it depends in which context.. i find the handled type generally are very useful however the female type of bucket (usually found at the adge on a saturday) is not so useful... apart from if you have a desperate need to quickly hide a midget...

    15. Philbey
      Philbey responded to HevTBeatz 21 Feb 10

      Did I tell you so or WHAT?

      yes yes in fact you told me so on many occasions.. i probably should have listened but this buzzy sound kept appearing in my ears.. i later realized it was your voice..

    16. Philbey
      Philbey responded to HevTBeatz 18 Feb 10

      Have you had it up the bum

      yes repeatedly... with a wine bottle... it's good fun you should try it!

    17. Philbey
      Philbey 17 Feb 10

      If you could instantly become fluent in another language, which language would you pick?

      probably italian.. sad old romantic innit... lol

    18. Philbey
      Philbey 17 Feb 10

      working hard in ur pic i see:O0

      I always work hard! unless i have a bucket on my head... then it's pretty difficult!

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