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      Phaidron responded to Formspring 2 Mar

      .... you still answer its questions, although they are quite annoying ...

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    3. Jan Hellmund

      Well thank you very much! You just ought to love this country ... As a dedicated and proud citizen of Europe's growth driver (though my only accomplishments are beeing born there and wasting its taxpayers' money for my studies) I'd like to express my sincere approval of your statment. In case you ever get bored or annoyed by our own fine home country (let's say Rick the Dick gets to be GOP's pick) always remember that there is a nice warm barn erm .... apartment waiting for you overseas. And don't worry about rent money: Some people like to be paid in weed, I'll settle for your meat.....

      NOM .... NOM

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      Phaidron responded to Formspring 17 Feb

      Mr. Butt 'n Mr. Kick ... no one is able to beat those good ol' combat boots

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      Phaidron responded to Formspring 16 Jan

      I take over the world and abolish all Mondays!

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      Phaidron responded to Formspring 14 Jan

      Hopefully, all superstitious people die in some crazy accident!

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      How much something (related to sexual intercourse) is hurting me, depends on the application of the pain. I hate pain caused by things (be it a whip, needles, bondages or something too ananas-shaped shoved up my ass). Contrarywise, if my partner is "personally hurting" me, I'll usually enjoy that. For example: Neck biting (even till blood is drawn) is something I can't get enough of. But there's one thing I've never tried (and I imagine it to be terribly painful): Getting my pubic hair pulled out during sex.

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      Phaidron responded to Formspring 9 Jan

      My best friend's ribs. Served as spareribs BBQ-style with sweet mustard and baked taters. Personally, I don't really care for spareribs but he would have liked it. AAAAnd he had some ribs to spare .....

      In memory of my good ol' pal M. P.. His remarkable taste transcended his demise.

    12. Jan Hellmund
      Phaidron responded to Formspring 9 Jan

      I usually try not to think about Justin Bieber. Thanks for reminding me that a stupid, bland, talentless, overrated and ugly girl like her exists on this planet.

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      Phaidron responded to IGN 9 Jan

      Drakensang "Am Fluss der Zeit" ... wenn meine Prüfungen mir Zeit lassen ...

    14. Jan Hellmund
      Phaidron responded to Formspring 5 Jan

      How do I distinguish between remembered dreams and remembered reality?

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      Evil.
      I like to get revenge on people I hate (and I hate a lot). I lie a lot and break important promises. I like to ruin the day of smiling people.
      I scare children and steal their candy or destroy their balloons (and I love it)
      I want my own clone army.
      Those slaves need more whipping.
      We are cooler than those good dummies and we are winning.
      The planet's resources have to be exploited (to benefit me). Fuck future generations.

      Besides, the dark side has cookies ...

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      My most perverse desire? Well, it would involve two asian schoolgirls, tons of whipped cream, a variety of fruits and vegtables (preferably long ....), a midget, chocolate syrup, my younger sister, rubber gloves, a stepladder, my own clone, handcuffs and bondages, a whip, candles and a goat ...

      Need details?

    19. Jan Hellmund

      It was short and funny. It think this called wit :-) .... Furthermore, it was a welcome diversion from my less interesting but more important duties.

    20. Jan Hellmund

      It's a subject very similar to thermodynamics. Just like thermodynamics it is concerned with states and changes of states of matter and the transformation of energy. Furthermore it is founded on the same three basic laws as thermodynamics (1. conservation of energy 2. increasing entropy in adiabatic systems 3. Impossibility of reaching 0 K).

      As opposed to thermodynamics it is rather employed on a mircoscopic scale. If you want to know for example how efficient your turbine/pump/motor etc. is, you'll use thermodynamics. But if you want to know whether a chemical reaction is spontaneous or when it reaches a state of equillibrium or something like that, you'll utilize pysical chemistry.

      By the way: Why are you asking that question anonymously?

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