It's the same the other way round, girls play games with guys.
I'd only give you a pro-guy biased answer, so it's probably best not that I do answer.

Karma maybe? Maybe you've done something hugely bad and it's coming back in doses?

Back

My drum kit

Whichever

I love noodles

My exes.

Because Melbourne is a shit place :)

If only I were a better person

People lie because they are insecure, or want to protect you from something else

Hell yeah.

Haha :3

Not telling

Julie.

Yep

Half empty

Eh

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