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    1. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 12 Dec 10

      Are you a real luchardore?

      Sadly no, but if I was I would call myself the 'El Comando de Sangre...'

      Are you talking about my profile picture? Because that is my 4 yr old son! (who isn't a Luchardore either)

    2. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner responded to casinoskunk 29 Oct 10

      How come you keep following me and unfollowing me on twitter? Am i constantly offending and unoffending you? Also, did you change your twitter name?

      I take offence at that! Joking... I unfollowed you once, cause I thought you thought I was a cyberstalker! Then I started following you again when I realised you didn't think I was a cyberstalker... Also, I changed my twitter name to Paulholio when I started teaching, so my students wouldn't cyberstalk me...

    3. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner responded to Philth 28 Oct 10

      do you wanna be in my gang, my gang, my gang, do ya wanna be in my gang? oh yeah!

      No

    4. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 22 Aug 10

      Why do English people have bad teeth?

      I don't know, why do Americans drive Cadillacs, shoot guns, (whilst eating burgers,) worry about people with brown skin and say God damn a lot.

      I fear you may be reinforcing a racial stereotype, because all English people have teeth like Tom Cruise...

    5. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 22 Aug 10

      Why do English women smell like beans?

      Human Beans?

    6. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner responded to casinoskunk 21 Aug 10

      i never expected you to knock on my door. I imagined it as outside my window, while breathing heavy. Seriously though, i think vacationing in Florida would be way more fun. Anaheim is a shit hole with nothing to do. When are you traveling?

      I'm going back to uni to train as a teacher in September, so not until next summer. I visited San Francisco in the 90's, but I never got to LA, one of these days maybe!

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      Paulyspooner responded to casinoskunk 20 Aug 10

      You didn't take my answer seriously did you? I have never been to the Florida Disney, but i hear that it is a much better vacation destination. Disneyland can be done in a day.

      Thats ok Dude, I knew you were joking. There does look like theres a lot more to do in Florida for Oscar. Also, I think California is a bit far to fly fo my wife! (so I won't be knocking on your door anytime soon!)

    8. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 25 Jun 10

      Wayne Rooney has the face of a cock.

      That's not a question, but I concur...a fucking ugly cock at that.

    9. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 25 Jun 10

      Why does England have such good players, but always sucks in the World Cup? And why do the Brits not learn this? They are always so cocky, and always disappointed. Like it doesn't happen every single time.

      I'm not really a football fan, but I watch it when the World Cup is on. I suppose we are a bit shit because a lot of the best players in the premiership are foreign, which doesn't really encourage the development of home grown talent... We are cocky about footy because we invented it, but like every other sport we invented - we are a bit shit at it! (apart from rugby). Also, it doesn't happen every time EVERY ENGLISHMAN REMEMBERS 1966! (even if they weren't born)

    10. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner responded to casinoskunk 25 Jun 10

      Have you tried telling people about your formspring page on your blog and facebook or twitter? That seems to help.

      I'm on it...

    11. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner responded to casinoskunk 25 Jun 10

      why do you think you don't have anyone asking you questions? and how come you don't have a profile picture?

      Two possibilities: either I am a 'Billy-no-mates' or I am not very adept at this social networking stuff!

      As for the picture, I'm just too damn ugly, which is why I have decided to use a photo of my boy Oscar!

    12. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 18 Jun 10

      I also used to watch The Lads at that time. What did you reckon about Lee Clarke? He was one helluva footballer although not such a great human being.

      I'm not a massive football fan, but in my family, you have no choice but to follow Sunderland! In 1999, when Clarke was part of the squad we had one of our best seasons: record breaking 105 points and promotion to the Premiership, it was a great year to be a Sunderland supporter! Clarke himself was a decent footballer, but a bit of a dick, and doesn't have many fans on Wearside! (particularly after that T-shirt...)

    13. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 16 Jun 10

      Who was the greatest Sunderland player you have seen?

      Wow, my first question... The best Sunderland player I have ever seen with my own eyes is probably Niall Quinn. He's the chairman now, but ten years ago when he was playing alongside striker Kevin Phillips, he was was unstoppable! Ha'way the Lads!

    14. Paul Spooner
      Paulyspooner 26 Feb 10

      If you could only listen to one song for the next month, which would it be?

      Street Hassle by Lou Reed... It is the best song ever written after all!

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