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    1. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 2 Aug 10

      This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life.

      HEY YALL LOVE YOU YALL

    2. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 2 Aug 10

      Would you take a shit over a shit, and then add butter on it?

      HEY YALL IVE CONSIDERED IT YALL

    3. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen responded to taliabriee 2 Aug 10

      is there anything you dont use butter to do?

      HEY YALL NOW LET ME TELL YALL BUTTER IS A MIRACLE CURE FOR ANYTHING YALL INCLUDING MUMPS YALL.

    4. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen responded to modernmel9 11 Jul 10

      Can you dye your hair with butter?

      REPLACE YER CONDITIONER WITH BUTTER YALL. LATHERIN BUTTER ON MY ROOTS YALL KEEPS PAULA'S HAIR CREAMYSOFT AND BOUNCY. AND TURNS PAULAS FINGERS INTO TASTY SNACKS YALL.

    5. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen responded to Britt2010Pink 4 May 10

      You are my HERO! Thank you so much for being such an amazing HERO! My mom calls me Mini Paula: I have most of your cookbooks and I have your sons cookbook and it is signed to Mini Puala. I love you with all my Ky. HEART! <3

      AWW SHUCKS YALL. LIFE IS LIKE PIGS IN A BLANKET YALL: I'M THE SAUSAGE AND YALL ARE THE PANCAKE THAT WRAPS AROUND THE SAUSAGE. AND I THINK THE AIR THAT KEEPS US ALL ALIVE WOULD PROBABLY BE THE BUTTER ON THE PANCAKES... THAT HOPEFULLY DRIPS ITS WAY DOWN TO THE SAUSAGE (WHICH IS ME YALL).

    6. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 4 May 10

      Will you smother me in butter?

      YALL, I HOPE THE DAY NEVER COMES WHEN I SEE A PERSON SMOTHERED IN BUTTER YALL. I DON'T THINK I'D RESORT TO CANNIBALISM, YALL, BUT YALL KNOW PAULA CANT RESIST THE CREAMY TASTE OF BUTTER.

    7. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 26 Apr 10

      I'm hungry but all I have are salty stix... does salty stix dipped in butter make a scrumptious snack, Paula?

      CAN YALL EXPLAIN WHAT THE HELL A SALTY STIX IS YALL? I DONT THINK I UNDERSTAND YALL. BUT IM SURE IT TASTES GREAT IN BUTTER YALL

    8. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 23 Apr 10

      this would be funnier if you used the word y'all correctly instead of just sticking it at the end of every sentence.

      STOP SIPPIN THAT HATORADE YALL.

    9. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 23 Apr 10

      Paula, should I get Krispy Kreme or Dunkin' Donuts?

      KRISPY KREME YALL. YALL CAN MAKE A TASTY BREAD PUDDIN WITH KRISPY KREME YALL

    10. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      I hate butter.

      THIS IS A PROBLEM YALL. GO SEE A DOCTOR YALL.

    11. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      HAVE YOU EVER TRIED MARGARINE?

      NO YALL MARGARINE IS THE DEVIL YALL. NEVER REPLACE BUTTER YALL.

    12. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      Why is everything in caps lock?

      YALL I GOT BUTTER ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK YALL. I WOULD FIX IT YALL BUT I DONT KNOW A KEYBOARD FROM A HEADBOARD YALL.

    13. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      quit saying yall

      WHY YALL? LOVE YALL.

    14. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      What do you normally do on Easter?

      THE SAME THING I DO EVERYDAY YALL, EAT BUTTER YALL.

    15. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      what would you do if you had a vat of butter?

      HONEY I ALREADY DO YALL. YUM YALL.

    16. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 21 Apr 10

      Lol you're putting the apostrophe in the wrong place. Y'all = you + all. So the apostrophe goes after the "Y" to substitute for the "ou" in "you".

      I DONT NEED A GRAMMAR LESSON YALL. SOMETIMES I GET SO EXCITED ABOUT BUTTER YALL MY FINGERS GO IN ALL THE WRONG DIRECTIONS YALL

    17. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 20 Mar 10

      Appliances do funny things. For example, this morning my toaster threw my toast across the room.

      NOW YALL DID YA BUTTER THE TOAST AFTERWARDS?

    18. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 20 Mar 10

      be my life coach

      NOW YALL THE ONLY ADVICE I CAN GIVE IS: USE MORE BUTTER YALL

    19. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen responded to vaaaanesssaa 20 Mar 10

      I LOVE YOUR SHOW!

      THANKS YALL LOVE YOU TOO YALL

    20. Paula Deen, ya'll.
      PaulaDeen 20 Mar 10

      I LUV YOU PAULA DEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      WELL I LOVE YOU TOO YALL. SHARE THE LOVE AND SPREAD THE BUTTER YALL

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