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Managed to not kill anyone.
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Probably when my dad got drunk at a family reunion and started babbling on about how I was just one big mistake that my parents made after a long night of drinking and unprotected sex.
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It's better than being at home with my jackass family.
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I just stay up and read until I get tired, and if I never get tired then I never sleep.
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I GET ENOUGH AS IT IS, BUT THANKS ANYWAY.
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I went to college to get drunk, to get girls, and to get drunk girls.
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Of course I'd go in, I'll just have to take my guns in with me. And if any killer clown happens to come by, then I'll blow the motherfucker away.
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Hmm... I've pooped on the floor surrounding the bathtub many, many times, but NEVER inside it, no.
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The ones from @AndrizzleYo.
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I don't want to go there.
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About 60, hopefully not more than that.
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Yes, I have found this to be false...
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Su-ki-da, Oldboy, Rebels of the Neon God, Chungking Express.
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Patrick
New Jersey, USA
Patrick’s Bio
I am a loser of epic proportions.
