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I'm watching the extended Lord of the Rings trilogy and eating crawfish etoufee.
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I don't shave my pubes. I have difficulty remembering to shave my face. One reason I like my beard is cus there's less face surface to shave.
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It depends, anonymous user. Are you Scarlet Johannsen?
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Raised Catholic, now my beliefs are vaguely inspired by Catholicism but not strictly Catholic or anything else.
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I always feel better on days when I'm up early enough for breakfast, even if it's just a banana.
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It already is, Bryy... It already is.
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Leo. Born in the year of the Tiger, which makes me a Liger, which is pretty much my favorite animal. I was bred for my abilities with magic.
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Yes it izzzzzzzzzz...
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I got drunk and tea-bagged a champagne glass in the back of Rags Morales' Limo, while sitting next to my boss' wife.
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Because otherwise, they'd be called Coughims and Herverts.
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I can't answer this yet, because there would be spoilers for my upcoming epic poem, "Joy of Pooping".
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Actually, Babes in Toyland was originally intended to be in color. All the sets and all the costumes were in bright vibrant color. Unfortunately, they ran out of money and were forced to film in Black and White. As a result, there is a gag in the film that no one ever noticed until it was colorized. In the final battle with the Toy Soldiers and the Bogeymen, a Frankenstein's Monster is tossed about, but because you couldn't see the green skin, everyone assumed it was another Toy Soldier.
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Of course I did, I started about ten minutes from now and finished right before my wife gets home tonight.
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Women tell me I'm fresh all the time.
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I would own my very own island so snakes could wear socks.
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Steer the conversation towards farting, but only when you've got one in the chamber.
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Bird. No wait! Grease is the word! A bird deep fried in grease... word.
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You think I'm gonna say Bobby, don't you? WELL I'M NOT. Even if it's true.
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Peter Timony’s Bio
Writer of Night Owls on Zuda, Evil Twin, the one who likes green.
