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Orson Welles reporting from Canterlot, Equestria

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    1. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to Shuttershy 6 May 12

      *Shuttershy flies through Equestria and Nequestria, spreading farts so cheeky and smelly that everypony will spend days looking at each other suspiciously trying to find somebody fat to blame for the gas* [10]

      *Absolutely refuses to degrade himself by covering the story.*

      *Nearly vomits when he smells sulfur.*

    2. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to WhatFourthWall 6 May 12

      *"Surprise" goes through everybody she knows house, cave, etc and leaves an exploding cake which will leave frosting all over their face.* FOOOOOR THE OLLD MAN! ^__^ [12]

      You got cake on my suit.

      *Taste test*

      I didn't know you could still get buttercrem icing.

    3. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to RarityMLP 28 Apr 12

      *Into the megaphone* Pardon me everypony, I will apologize on Pinkie's behal-- ooh my. Does my voice really sound like that? I never knew how marvelous of a voice I had. Hello~? Hello~! Oh hohoho, how splendid darling~! [3]

      It's like a female me!

    4. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to WhatFourthWall 28 Apr 12

      [Screams into her megaphone] Hey everypony! I just wanted to say! If god isn't real, then how did beep boopity flip flappity gumbo chops? Christians:0 Atheists:0 Pinkie Cosby Pie:1 [5]

      I think this constitutes as noise pollution.

    5. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to TheScootaloo 28 Apr 12

      Hey is this thing on? Can Equestria hear me? Hello! Umm.... Hello Citizens of Equestria, uh... Rainbow Dash is the most awesome pony here, so yeah. *Sounds distant* Hey Sweetie Belle, did you see that? Sweet, huh? What do you mean I didn't turn it off? [5]

      I've seen better.

    6. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to DullMoon 28 Apr 12

      Attention, Citizens of Equestria! In a surprise move last night, the Lunar and Solar councils have voted that Alfalfa is now the national food of Equestria, to be eaten at least once a day by all citizens. That is all. May the sun and moon watch over you. [8]

      *Even Orson Welles, the man who eats raw fish sticks isn't touching that stuff with a 10 foot pole.*

    7. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to CheekyDoctor 28 Apr 12

      When in the everburning flames of bloody /HELL/ did /YOU/ get married?! [22]

      In 1934, 1943, and 1955.

    8. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to RottenSeed 27 Apr 12

      And last but most certainly not least, the winner of third prize and 250 bits is... Rainbow Dash! With her performance of Different Perspective!

      By fact she was breaking the sound barrier while singing, I'm not sure if I should have been shocked, amazed, or scared. Mmmm....

    9. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to RottenSeed 27 Apr 12

      Second Prize, 500 bits, goes to... Applejack and Apple Bloom, with their wonderful recreation of Dueling Banjos!

      I'm happy when I get to see some southern class without any peas getting involved.

    10. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to RottenSeed 27 Apr 12

      The Lunar Music Festival is now complete! The winner of 1000 bits and this lovely trophy is... Trixie, with her rendition of Anything you can do, I can do better!

      A marvelous piece which had good vocals and I was impressed by the fact that it's possible to switch voces so fast. Bravo. Can't beat the classics.

    11. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to RottenSeed 26 Apr 12

      The Lunar Music Festival is now under way! If you are performing, please line up outside of the Night's Court, the guards will tell you when it is your turn. All audience members please take a seat in the Night's Court.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4vF2ON3qNE&feature=related

      Play

    12. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to CheekyDoctor 23 Apr 12

      *Here's one for old time's sake!~*

      Oh yes~!

      *Eats a fishstick*

      They're even better raw!

    13. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles 22 Apr 12

      What's a human doing in Nequestria?

      I needed the money and there's yet to be a pony version of me drawn.

    14. Orson Welles
      OrsonWelles responded to PerfectWaifu 22 Apr 12

      Attention ponies of Equestria! I have the solution to this widespread cold outbreak! I am sending all of you a bowl of steaming frozen pea soup! It may taste a little weird but that is how you know it is going to work! Get better soon all of you!

      Mmm, yes, this is marvelous.

      Oh, it's like I'm drinking the nectar of the gods! Mmmh...

      Well I suppose that's technically accurate...

      Regardless, I approve of this. I'm not even sure why I got this, I'm not even sick...

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Orson Welles’s Bio

Canterlot, Equestria

Orson Welles, commercial legend and radio/TV news reporter from Canterlot.

(( If you'd like to stop getting radio broadcasts from Orson, simply tell me. ))