yes

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I'd say a month while trapped in the northern rockies with no idea where I was or if I was going to live. I mean yeah i swam across rivers and such but that water ain't as clean as you think....lol JK I'd say about a week due to camping.

life

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harry potter, honestly who doesn't wish they could motivate multiple generations to read the same book.

Ireland

funny thing, I have no sense of smell. and no I'm not a smoker or ever lived with one, I was just born that way

when you're evil

none

neither, if they really need to say sorry to me their is nothing on this earth that they can do to atone for such a crime. I'm pretty mellow and if you piss me off that bad you basically are either Hitler or some equivalent

yes I collect boxes and books

their love, devotion and loyalty.

no I eat it WITH the cake

lord of the rings, my parents didn't read us the traditional stuff. while other kids played house we played kill the ring wrathe

night

probably a moon, a crescent one right over my crescent moon shaped birth mark

either or is fine

smooth

nothing right now