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I'm going soup weiner. All the way.
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This answer is way late, but sadly I've only blogged like twice since it was asked. The truth is, I am so busy I feel like my body might explode into a thousand pieces. But also, I love you guys and the blog so expect more. Don't let up on me. I have so much nonsense to share.
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Lucky is amazing and totally hasn't thrown me off and onto the ground again. He does make my butt sore a little, though. You guys are gross.
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I just took everything out of my purse so I can answer this question, and it. is. crazy. Like it's my purse and even I don't believe what all is in it.
Blackberry
other cell phone
3 pens
deoderant
reusable bag
sunscreen
Aleve
Tums
rewetting drops
2 checkbooks
hand lotion
car keys
loose change
2 bar/restaurant receipts
1 grocery list
iPod Nano
gift certificate to a spa
small black old man comb
4 packs of gum
measuring tape
2 ticket stubs from Indians game
mini notebook
1 tampon
camera
3 wallets
5 packets of ketchup
blank envelope
3.5 x 5 pics of my friend Kim's kids
Twilight ticket stub
Sudoku book
kazoo
corkscrew
hose connector
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Order an extra dirty martini, get in his red sports car (he totally drives one, right? I mean if anyone does, he does), direct him to my house then get out of the car with a handshake and a polite "goodnight, sir" because he's either the devil or he's just an old man and I don't want to do either of those.
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"Everybody Got Their Something" by Nikka Costa. I don't know why. I just feel like it was written for me to dance dirty to.
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Okay can I be honest here and tell you that I still have my baby blanket, and it's sitting in my bedroom closet so that it's never far away from me? I know it should've been thrown away years ago especially since it's falling apart and also because I'm 33, but I just can't do it. Hey at least I'm not sleeping with it. Anymore.
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Like the Karate Kid.
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I wish they would make a song with my name that actually spelled it right. Let's see, I don't particularly love either song, but I guess I'd have to go with Starship because it's typical 80's cheesiness. I totally saw Starship perform this live a year and a half ago (for real), and everyone within a 20 foot radius sang it to me. I felt like a rock star.
I should say, Fleetwood Mac is the sh!t, and my niece or nephew will be learning of their glory from an early age.
Also, "Sara Smile" by Hall and Oates is hilarious. -
1. Bridget Jones' Diary. I know. It's fluff. But I love it. It makes me snort with laughter.
2. My Edgar Allan Poe collection. The dude was sickly awesome. -
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SLCUPS hitting me with the hard questions. Truthfully? I don't spend a lot of time feeling brave. Sidenote: Right now my parents would say, "You're braver than you give yourself credit for."
I think I feel the most brave when I am protecting or defending my family or friends. I try to avoid conflict. Something as stupid as sending back food at a restaurant is PAINFUL for me. I am uncomfortable and scared. But if I need to get in some stranger's face to defend my sister, I don't think twice. -
Powdered sugar, hands down. Get the chocolate wax out of my face.
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I love you and wish to hug you. Don't take my procrastination personally.
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Um ok so this thing is telling me it's been 2 weeks since you asked me this. Can that possibly be correct? Horrible. I don't even know where to begin. But here, in no particular order, are things I will be teaching my niece or nephew:
Why the 80's rule. This will be an ongoing weekly series where we'll delve into 80's music, television, movies and pop culture.
The proper way to handshake. I will not have a bonecrusher or a wimpy-creepo handshaker for a niece or nephew!
How easy it is to choose not to be a jerk.
The importance of being outside and getting fresh air even when you are allergic to everything.
Jack Nicholson's speech from the courtroom scene in "A Few Good Men".
Music-in all capacities-will get him or her through things.
Being afraid to dance in public is a colossal waste of time. Get out there and dance.
How to use an abacus. Just kidding I don't know how to use one of those.
The Fake Run - my signature dance move.
That he or she better just get over being embarassed by their aunt hugging them in public cuz it's going to happen no matter how old he/she is. Might as well accept it instead of angering me and making it worse for him/herself. My capacity to embarass knows no bounds.
The correct way to poor a glass of wine (to the top of whatever container you're using whether it's an actual wine glass or a fishbowl)
Being cynical is useless. The majority of the world is good and decent, and while it pays to use caution, don't be afraid to trust people.
Vegas
Until he/she is old enough to choose their own hairstyle, I make these solemn vows: If you are a girl, I will talk your mother out of giving you a boy haircut. If you are a boy, I will make sure your mother never grows your hair long so people aren't sure if you're a boy or not.
His/her mom and dad are two of the best people they'll ever know in life and to give them a break.
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