Jill: a rainbow unicorn that shits glitter.
Corinne: charlie sheen

lolk

you.

lol who are you

lolwhothefuckareyou

Jill: so i like greek food but there's this one greek thing and it's like a little lentil cake thing and it's nasty as balls...
Corinne: cottage cheese. fuck that shit.

Jill: dude, my old binders and shit. xD
Corinne: the spoon under my bed.

Jill: duhhh. it's selfish to think we're the only lifeforms in the damn universe. ahaha.
Corinne: peterpan lives in canada, so that must mean that his whole gay incest family lives on mars. :D

Jill: duuuuuude... just stuck with me through thick and thin. even if it was a relatively shortish time? *coughCorinne&Kylecough* <3
Corinne: i had to piss in a bush. and the girl i was with found me a leaf.

Jill: Nikki Sixx. c:
Corinne: Rebecca Black.
jk i would kill myself.
let's go with Paris Hilton.
<3

Jill: dude, uhm... like... idk... probably like. idk. usually we get pizza from Ray's ahaha.
Corinne: yoyoyo my dad's friend owns this shit.

Jill: Corinne, duhhh. and i'd shove Kyle in a bag. <3
Corinne: Jilliann. maybe i'd bring robert or gabe too. i would make gabe make me tacos because he's mexican.

Jill: no. well, guardian angels... in a way.
Corinne: CRIS angels

Jill: GET OVER IT
Corinne: "Corinne, you're a shit stain on the underwear of life. fuck you."

Jill: *is currently in a very committed relationship*
Corinne: LOVE IS JUST A LIEEEE

Jill: ferrari. i know it's electric but that shit's cute
Corinne: a hippie bus

Jill: to manipulate water. c;
Corinne: to be a giant boner that just flies around and hits people in the face

Jill: vampireeee
Corinne: a shnolawlgrentogus.

Jill: the greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return. :D
Corinne: always wipe your ass

Jill: fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin uhm... Crank Yankers
Corinne: drake and josh
Jill: ^ <3