I have an immortal guinea pig who's living in the space where I want a TV to go.
I have a fat as holy shit cat who makes stupid noises with his ugly face and is a complete wuss
I have a perfectly lovable little fuzzler, some people call him a dog. Fuck those people he's my fuzzler.
And there's a fucking raccoon with a laptop in the dumpster outside stalking my Steam recommendations.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Maybe

Pizza, peanut butter, chocolate, coca-cola, ice cream, calamari, clam chowder and ramen.
Does that sound healthy to you?

Sports teams are comprised of nothing but mouth-breathing overpaid jockstraps. I'd rather not support any of it.

Snacks

Not really, no.

I'm really impressed that Valve actually listened to the community and added new weapons that actually have original and unique stats that provide a whole new experience without taking away from the class they belong to. Meet the Pyro is actually something I'm not entirely wired about since I've already met my favorite class around this time last year. And then Doomsday looks like some hybrid cross mutant between KoTH and CTF.
But to be completely honest my fucking internet connection is total rubbish so when this update lands chances are I wont be allowed to enjoy it. So today I'm honestly more looking forward to The Walking Dead Episode 2: Starved For Help.

Jaj

What kind of fucked up loser uses their phone?

It always depends on what I think is important.
That's the stuff that I always forget

Dumbass Crab Goes to Mars

They've been taking ugly lessons from Youtube

This ugly Formspring layout

I don't.

Neither
Chicken burgers and turkey dogs

Sadly yes.
I fucking hate this city, god only knows how badly I want to move out west.

Yes, actually I did see an Unidentified Flying Object in my youth. However in this ignorant society we live in it's difficult to find anyone willing to listen or believe it because some morons out there made up stories of "bein updukted by alyens" for publicity and severely ruin the credibility of anyone with genuine encounters.

Movie, because everything except Doctor Who, The Big Bang Theory and The Walking Dead is rubbish.

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