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I have never known which type of corned beef I would eat because the cans were always hidden from view...
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Formspring question of the day
asked by Formspringdrink absynthe while writing homoerotic poetry haahahahahaha
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That's kind of a foolish question. Yes, all girls like unicorns. I've liked them since I was 2 : )
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Yes I do! but this is not a general rule as a guy can be dressed in a suit and be lying in a coffin, or wearing golden dentures and be pimpin out yo momma
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asked by JohnLloy
Yes I always wanted pne as a pet but my cold domineering mother told me they would slow me down. Do you like her cold superstitious beliefs?
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actually i am the king of chicanery and debauchery
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knowing with all your heart that the cocky asshole speaking with you is at the top of the food chain, and he smells good, has furrowed eyebrows/intense eyes, and will protect you from anything and anyone
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It's in the genes of most except canadians...
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Being in the beach with a fever and female trouble and other types of trouble that you would never ever want to read about. Half the time I was prostrate on the bed watching Animal Planet, and I could only take comfort in knowing that hippos are capable of loving other species and also in knowing that Bea, my favorite non-hippo, was there to laugh with me at the ducati scene and the jumper scene in Yes Man <3
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Human flesh while stranded on an island many moons ago...
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A certain dawn cheetah would box me two times if she heard me say it's Martini's where dirty old homosexuals like to harass the riff raff.
Francesca Medina’s Bio
Yawning in the sun


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