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    1. Nigel Soh

      You know, whenever I imagine myself being a babysitter, I am sitting on a rocking chair while the kids feed me grapes and do my nails or something. And if one of them refuses to obey, I would point my pistol in the air and threaten to fuck him/her up.

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      Because even though Regina was an evil bitch to her she still remains the most popular girl in school and everyone is unable to see that she is an evil bitch.

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      My left hand holds my short ranged weapon which would be a baseball bat. Then on my right hand I will have a beautifully weaved basket that acts as a storage for all my molotov cocktails, grenades (in case Bruno Mars turns into a zombie, sorry for the pun), Uzi machine gun and an emergency Koi pick me up.

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      Feed both of them half of the antidote, that would prolong their lives by like a substantial bit at least. Then wait for a cab (carrying them is way out of the picture) and then get the cab driver to carry them onto their seat, and then get him to bring them up to the hospital.

      I'll wait by the cafeteria.

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      I wish I could pull of hats and caps without looking like a fat kid or looking like I have an oversized head.

      I also wish I can pull off undercuts but my head is just to gigantic and not the least bit shaped like a model's.

      But all in all, I think I can pull off the stuff I like once I lose like, maybe say 100 pounds?

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      That's simple.

      I would first use the lemons to start a lemonade stand, and earn some cash. I'll sell it at a really steep price and my location would be either the Sahara Desert or some place with a tundra, or maybe to make my life easier, just outside Ria Ayam Penyet.

      Once I've earned enough, I'll start up a lemonade store with an actual license with an actual juicer and buy more actual lemons. Business would be good, and then it will turn into a franchise, and then......................

      GLOBAL DOMINATION. With lemons.

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      I'm a pretty conservative ice cream eater. Most exotic would be blood orange sorbet, which is awesome.

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      The better question would be: Which of the Seven Sins least describes me?

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      I think they dream that, if they get their sight back again, they can open their eyes to everything picturesque, and their expectations are met.

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      He/she'd better be still functioning properly. I'd do it if he/she's a fast one, like really fast. And hopefully he/she dies after the orgasm. And by the way my meaning of sex only involves using my hands.

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      NigelAllen responded to qlassik 3 Feb 11

      I'll lie on the my bed. Then I'll go find someone and I'll lie on him/her too. Then I'll go to the kitchen and lie there till someone feeds me. Then I'll go lie on my bed till the day ends.

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