Obviously this one.

Without googling what these words mean... I have no idea.
After googling what these words mean:
Genesis 37:25. Then they sat down to eat; and looking up they saw a caravan of Ish'maelites coming from Gilead, with their camels bearing gum, balm, and myrrh, on their way to carry it down to Egypt.
According to the bible, yes. Yes there is balm in Gilead alongside other such useful items like Gum(which i happen to be chewing right now) and myrrh.

Yes. Yes i am.

Pudding and Jello are not at the top of my agenda :) my day 'today' was fine. My day 'two weeks ago' (when this question was asked) was probably not as good as today... but i can't remember it so :p

Sorry :P I'd like to keep my whereabouts private from the internet's pedo-ish eyes

I don't know what either of those things are :p

An iPhone is a smartphone ... Either way i never text or call anyone; I would prefer one of those new tablet thingys!

Creamy :)

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