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If there's grass on the field, play ball.
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This is the single-most hilarious thing I've read in quite some time, good show Sir. I have to applaud you for having such wit and humor.
But no, seriously, get the fuck out and come back with a real question. -
You imply that I actually wear such an article of clothing. ;)
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Your mum's cellphone number.
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Already have a tattoo in mind. It is going to be the Hylian Royal Crest from the Legend of Zelda on my left shoulder. I'm still pondering my idea for a couple other ones, but that's the primary one that I've been wanting for years.
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Your originality is absolutely stunning.
Go kill yourself. I want you DEAD. I want your family DEAD. I want your dog DEAD. I want your house BURNED TO THE GROUND. -
Far away from people, that's for damn sure.
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...what movie character would throw vegetables at a criminal?
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The Legend of Zelda, doi.
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"Reach For the Stars", Sonic Colors' theme song.
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Aside from the trial case when I'm a witness in court, probably Duke Nukem Forever. Unless it gets delayed again.
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Parkour, soccer, and Pokémon training.
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Probably the Moon, I go there every other weekend.
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Cool story, bro.
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Colours that match.
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It all depends on what kind of a person they are;
Normal person: "Cannon fodder waste of space."
Slightly annoying person: "I really want to tell this kid to shut up but he's not worth the breath."
Annoying Person: "If only assault wasn't a crime..."
Very annoying person: "If only genocide wasn't a crime."
Nerd: "Eh, he's alright. Needs to get a life, though."
Geek: "What a basement virgin."
'Prep': "Upper-class fuck who was born into money."
Slag/Skank/Hooker/Ho/Whore/Prostitute/Rake/Slut for Money: "I ponder how many diseases she has."
Jock: "Oh, so you play with balls for a hobby? Cute."
Gangsta': "I wish you get shot and die....oh wait, of COURSE you will. Wishes do come true."
Metalhead: "Sorry, I'd love to talk to you but your ears are bleeding. Maybe your shouldn't put horror movie screams onto your mp3."
Goth: "How the hell do you walk around with all that metal you're wearing? Are you a cyborg?"
Emo: "D'aww, isn't that cute? Someone just needs some attention."
Scene: "Oh god, my eyes!"
Hipster: "Cannon fodder waste of space with stupid glasses."
Gamer: "You're not a fucking video-gamer. You've never touched a game that came out before the X-Box."
Catholic: "If you keep quoting the Bible I'll force-feed it to you like you do me. Only I'll be literal."
Protestant: "Baptist? Lutheran? It's all the same god. Shut up."
Muslim: "If I start to hear a hissing noise I'm running."
Buddhist: "I honestly doubt you know anything more about Buddhism than the fact you have a jade statue of a fat guy."
Hinduism: "These gas prices are outrageous! Where's my slurpie?"
Scientologist: "I THINK TOM CRUISE ISN'T A GOOD ACTOR."
Atheist: "What an arrogant sonuvacunt. Grow up, you prick."
This is just a list of the various people I have to deal with on a daily basis, ranging from the high school cliques, to world religions. And it's quite obvious I hate everybody. Gotta' love being a misanthrope. -
Pokémon had better games, Digimon was a better show.
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Both, obviously.
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Netherlandish’s Bio
Netherlandish "Nether" VonDutch de Haag III; God amongst men, savior to the people.
