Yep, why else would I ask the question?

Both but I prefer short answer because multiple choice can be very misleading.

Milk. Dark usually tastes too bitter for me.

No

Most of them are lame.

I can't.

No

Print books

My guinea pig died a few days ago and I miss him.

Android

Haven't heard much of it but what I heard was a clear no.

No

No. You'll become like him in less time.

Nope.

"Don't touch me, pervert!"

It's your fault then.

Yeah

Set people on fire.

3.1415926535 %

Who needs Hentai when there's furries?