I can answer both questions with the same sentence... Be willing to give up what you have to have what you don't.

I've never had it but I hear it's pretty good. Apparently, it's quite a popular dish in Vegas.

Fozzy Bear

it started amazingly awkward... then got so much better... then got awesome... then got amazingly awesome... then got horrible... then got funny... and now... it's SO GOOD!

Fozzy Bear...riding a rubber chicken...across my chest

Temporal Singularity

Fozzy Bear

I'd have to say that my personal holy trinity is Benny Hill, Doug Henning and Fozzy Bear. From Hill I learned that comedy can be fun and silly and stupid and sexy all at the same time. From Henning I learned that magic can be so much more than just a trick and that mystery is only half the journey. From Bear I learned that entertainers are a dime-a-dozen and the key to success is to NEVER stop entertaining.

no...no I would not

Yes...yes I can!

The Monster at the End of This Book - by: Jon Stone

I still own my childhood copy

First of all...thank you for the compliment. Not only is Fozzy a triple threat talent but also a handsome bear to boot. Mr. Bear can always be seen wearing wide ties and stylish hats worn at a jaunty angle. A consummate professional and one of the nicest talents working today. Yes, I make no secret of my love of Fozzy Bear but more than that... I love the bear behind the Bear. Of course he is brilliantly funny, a sharp dresser and stunningly good looking but there is so much more to this performer.

To know Fozzy is to know his comedy stylings... but to truly know the Fozz you must embrace what he represents. He teaches us three distinct lessons on life and on the life of an entertainer. (1) The Conceit of Fame: Fozzy teaches us that it is entirely possible to be talentless and still be famous for the very thing that you are quite bad at. So, it become meaningless to entertain for anyone other than your own happiness because only you will know what will make you laugh. (2) The Joy of Creation: Fozzy teaches that happiness does not come from the moments before or after an entertainer presents their wares - but rather, it comes from the act of presenting it. There is joy in the attempt and there is peace in the action it self. To laugh at one's own joke is the job of one's life. (3) The Bliss of Tenacity: Fozzy teaches that in the world of funny...sometimes jokes kill and sometimes jokes bomb... but at no time should the comedian ever stop telling jokes. Never give up, never surrender! You could argue the funny or un-funnyness of any given joke...but the ONLY useless joke is the one that is never told.

Do I love Fozzy Bear? Of course I do! But what I love more is what Fozzy Bear represents. Because loving what he represents makes me a better performer. So, in a sense, you are absolutely right...to love Fozzy Bear is to love yourself...and I LOVE Fozzy Bear.

since I am not a player... or a misogynist... and I have had ONLY 1 one-night-stand in my life (and I didn't like it)... and since every woman I have ever slept with/made love to/been intimate with was a woman that I was (or am) deeply in love with... then by my definition... they are ALL the most beautiful women I have ever known! The question is quite ugly though.

Ideally, a whole lot of nothing - and by "nothing" I mean watch a crap ton of TV or movies

Fozzie Bear

Eat more popcorn.

pretty

Fozzie Bear.

I am studying the comedic stylings of Fozzy Bear.

A lot of my friends are, in fact, crazier than Murdock...so, no.