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What is your morning routine?
Deflate. Curse life. Puke maybe. Curse life again. Drink until I go blind.
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Do you shower in the morning or the evening?
Usually after waking up in a puddle of my own sick.
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What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night?
Shoot whatever woke me up, unless it's the boss.
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Did you ever dream about something before it happened?
I dreamt once that I would take a trip on a fancy jet liner.
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Citizens of Calisota! I've decided make an offer you can't refuse. Whoever brings the squirrel to me shall be rewarded handsomely. Whether it's cash, gold, gems, power, or whatever, I'll be more than keen to oblige. But if she's injured, then no deal!
Can't hear you. Drinking.
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I don't think that's how you use floss..oh wait, that's the suit.
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Who would you go lesbian for?
(eyes dart) I don't know who you mean...but for the record I am perfectly open in my tastes to appreciate perfection in both male and female forms. That, and Avril Lavinge is pretty hot...
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Hiya Quiverwing! :D
Gya!!! A horrible beakless muta--
I mean.
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It's me Andy. I changed myself back to celebrate the holidays with my family. :)
Oh...Lovely...
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Does anyone here know how to turn someone back to their Original Gender? I seem to be having some lady issues.
Make me a sandwich.
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What's your favorite day of the year?
It's pretty hard to have a favorite day when everyday is National Overlord NegaDuck Day..
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I hear you don't like clowns...what about balloons? Are you afraid/nervous around balloons?
I'm not afraid or nervous around anything. Just because I dislike clowns doesn't mean that I have some fear of them. That would be foolish. I dislike them because they are annoying. I have no particular feelings for balloons except for maybe of the yellow-clad duck-shaped variety. That kind of balloon is better off shot after being insta-frozen.
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Everyone... I have terrible news. You're all familiar with Shadow Mage, right? The one from the human universe? Well, he's... he's dead. He sacrificed himself to save a group of friends from another world. Shadow Mage Prime told me everything.
And no fucks were given.
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How often do you swear?
!@$%^%&#!%%!^@#@#@%$^&%!$!! ATTACK SQUiD!
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We ShOuLd RoUnD eVeRyOnE uP, aNd HaVe A pArTy!!1 HoNk!!! hOnK!!11 :o)
I feel like I wasted a little bit of my life reading this. I'm going to shoot you now.
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Neither, I'm just curious as to how he is inside you. lol
I'm so sure. Regardless, I would not keep coming back for more if Negaduck couldn't satisfy me.
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Got something against "how I became a villain" stories? Or people that write in diaries?
Yeah, I have something against "how I became a villain" stories. They're all the same! It's always "It wasn't my fault!" "I was persecuted!" "Nobody loves me!" Bleh. If you heard one story, you've heard them all. Villains don't take responsibility for their actions!
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Neg A. Duck
St. Canard, Calisota
Neg A. Duck’s Bio
The best damned villain Disney ever made.
Background nabbed from: http://alu87.deviantart.com
Wants Questions About
- How vastly superior I am
- Darkwing's demise
- hot babes



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