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Mmmm...sesame seed bun.
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I happen to be white, but deep down I'm a fucking gangsta.
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Come out of the closet, start wearing womens clothing, get a sex change. Create a reality show focused on me and my struggle to be a man. Something like that.
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Yeah, I can barely eat one piece of chocolate.
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Cook at home, cheaper. But I reaaaaally prefer going out.
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Don't watch television.
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Eggplant and Mushroom on the same pizza.
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I hate politics, I don't involve myself with any of it because if I did, I'd probably see all of the corruption and aim to be the president myself. I don't want to be the president.
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The kind in wheelchairs, they're too hard to chew.
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Yeah, but I never really get em.
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No, but it would definitely hide my misery.
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Pitch, it's a fun game, look it up.
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Surprisingly no, (and this is surprising because I don't like people.) I rarely ever feel malevolence towards anything.
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Just for laughs.
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Weeeeeelll, I fuck with my hair for a good two or three minutes, basically me using static electricity til it looks fine, and that's about it.
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Dick Cheney.
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Find a guy with a disorder that perceives every dollar bill as a "100" dollar bill instead, and trade it for the food in his fridge.
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Nathan Przekop
Connecticut
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