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Hi Jedward Fever. Learn how to spell, learn how to structure posts, and fuck off from the internet - you silly sonic loving cunt.
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Could you at least phrase that as a question? What do you think this is, fucking Twitter? Bah.
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Sissy fags ask questions annonymously.
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I'm a giver. Generous bastard that I am.
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Your right. I should be your role model. Not that cunt you call a mom.
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No, my brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.
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I don't do sex with unknowns. Come out of the woodwork and take off your pants.
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Do you go to the LeatherTrumpet school of humor or something?
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No. I like to sit in my garage and make car noises.
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TO eliminate the threat of sobreity as much as possible.
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His on the second page of my Hit List 2010. Discount Joe Duffy little fuck.
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Jacko's to blame. I doubt the moonlight was sleeping with those kiddies.
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I'm not the loving kind. I'll buy you flowers, I'll call you mine, do anything to change your mind ...
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Yeah. You press buttons and it makes funny squalchy noises. You need spangly pants and some l'Oreal Ellnette to use one though.
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No, but I always suspected it. I love you too darling.
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Stu
Your mum.
Stu’s Bio
Playing the wrong tune till' it sounds right.

