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      Could you at least phrase that as a question? What do you think this is, fucking Twitter? Bah.

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      Your right. I should be your role model. Not that cunt you call a mom.

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      No, my brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

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      I don't do sex with unknowns. Come out of the woodwork and take off your pants.

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      His on the second page of my Hit List 2010. Discount Joe Duffy little fuck.

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      I'm not the loving kind. I'll buy you flowers, I'll call you mine, do anything to change your mind ...

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      Yeah. You press buttons and it makes funny squalchy noises. You need spangly pants and some l'Oreal Ellnette to use one though.

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      No, but I always suspected it. I love you too darling.

Stu

Your mum.

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Playing the wrong tune till' it sounds right.

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