a slave!

hahahah what the fuck I have never kneed any guys in the balls.

I already can get away with it.

being saved by John Cusack like in the movie.

awww! they were so cool but looked creepy during the day so I didn't want to wear them anymore :P

that's just how I look all the time

oh my god I am not the person to ask this at all.
I don't know how to flirt so a boy never knows if I like them,
so instead (it has happened the past few times) I just randomly kiss them.
THEY NEVER SEE IT COMING.

I am the master at making moves.

I'd rather be 25.

I saw a leprechaun.
He told me to burn things.

I can't even remember what I did 3 hours ago.

I like to think of buying a new sword kind of like "leveling up" in my life.
Similarly in video games, where you only get weapons/weapon upgrades when you're more experienced.

I try and make that the cause for me. So whenever I feel dramatically wiser, or happier, or better than before, I'll get a sword to commemorate that :)

question mark? haha.
my strumming sucks but I want to do a cover of She's So High!

I don't even know how to use a lighter :D

EVER FOR FOREVER?
Super Bomberman 2!

he's not exactly "super" but Rorschach from Watchmen is definitely my favorite <3

I love the fact that he would sacrifice killing over half the population of New York just in order to punish one wicked villain.
and how out of line he gets. It's so awesome.

haha what? how is anyone trying to be like me?
lolswag.

I don't think so.
I just spend heaps of time on my lonesome hahahaha.

the sexy saxophone song

nope, not at all sorry!

on my computer it's of Ezio and his hidden blades.
on my phone it's a Watchmen wallpaper.
on my iPod it's a table of Star Wars characters eating pizza.