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Someone? I'd create a whole army of nano-sized people...then I'd make a nano-sized lifestyle clothing line and sell the clothes to them : )
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asked by SexpertJaneBlow
I can't say..when its right it works, when it doesn't it feels forced and doesnt feel genuine.
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asked by SexpertJaneBlow
I'd die before I'd live the rest of my life hooked up to a tube...so...chocolate : )
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Considering MyVAG is so deep and massive, it would be like two black holes colliding, which would be AWESOME. We'll do it in the name of science!
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My position on gay snakes...They make fabulous boots = P
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IP addresses get stored all over the place when you surf the web. So unless you're behind 7 proxies...yes your IP address is probably somewhere in there. HOWEVER, they won't reveal them unless ordered to by a court and in order to do that, you have to f*ck up pretty bad. Like life-threatening, or national security issue. Thinking about saying something you might regret later? Huh huh?
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How timely, I'm about to have a birthday. Old enough to drink, but not old enough to rent a car yet...isn't that sad?
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We're not really comparing apples to apples here are we? I guess mummy. Mostly because I'd get a cool sarcophagus.
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= ( I feel yah man. Depends on what stage you're at. The demons are like a poison, but after multiple exposures, you start to get an immunity to it, even though it's always toxic. SO Let your past experiences better prepare you for the future. Change your physical environment by getting away from the place where it all happened if possible, because places are reminders. If that's not a possibility, then clean it up the best you can, make new memories in place of old bad ones. It's hard to move on, but if you direct your energy towards a positive goal, you will find yourself feeling much better. Go on an adventure. Make some art. Smash something beautiful (just make sure it doesn't belong to anyone...if so that's kinda mean). And on those really bad days... well, smokin' a lil weed couldn't hurt if that's your thing. = )
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Pretty f*ckin' hot most of the year.
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Numerology is a very broad collection of ideas surrounding the significance of numbers and their relationship to people and the world around us. I think that if you find yourself fascinated by different number systems- whether they be modern, ancient, or whatever- then study what intrigues you. Don't let anyone tell you that you're crazy for being interested in something "weird" or "off-beat". Personally, there is a bit of natural harmony about the base 12 system, (when it comes to ratios and fractions you often see in nature) but I believe base 10 is more practical for mathematics and engineering.
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Abso-f*ckin-lutely. MyVAG supports internet freedom and net neutrality. Shame on those, who try to shame on those who treat the internet as a venue to express themselves. However, to protect everyone's privacy and safety, MyVAG encourages internet users (especially young women, teens, and children) to be especially careful about what they are putting out there. Obey the laws, and until you are 18 all of your photos and internet profiles should pass the "grandma approves" test. With the increase in popularity of social networking over the last decade, I think young adults have been really naive to the consequences of posting certain types of content. People blame the laws, but I blame people. Be responsible, what you do today will impact your future. And be mindful about what you post about others! Respect each other plz. = )
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I noticed this! HxC porn is usually completely devoid of any passion, it's just formulaic: First the girl comes out and gives a lil pose, then maybe she sits on the couch and has an awkward talk with the co-star guys, then he fiddles with her a lil, then the next shot is of the guys balls slamming against this girls crotch, then maybe he'll switch it up w/ a diff position or pop it into her butt for a few...fast forward 15 mins and it's the facial scene...and CUT. Soft-core porn almost has too much of that boring titty poking stuff, but there is more kissing. Perhaps people get freaked out when they see people kiss? Or maybe its related to the Madonna-Whore Complex people in this country seem to be suffering from? Who knows! If I had a porn, I would put on red lipstick and make kiss marks all over the other person. And the girl would give the guy a facial, not the other way around <3
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Your chick is feening and you wanna deliver, but you don't wanna stick it through to bust your own nut.
Some women love to watch their partner cum just as much as men, so to them, it's like a "To be continued..." episode. Dr. Phil would say they wanna feel validated by the spewing of your sperm (Well, maybe not the last part). However, in cases of extreme pain, fatigue, or disinterest: I would tell the partner the reason so they don't think it's "them" and as long as it's not a habitual thing I think it would be okay.Your second question is then, is it better to cum thinking of someone else, or not cum at all? I'm flattered to be listed as an asset in your spank bank, but if sex with your girl isn't satisfying enough on it's own, why are you stuffin' her muffin to begin with? Re-consider. And why is your dick hurting so much? Did you put it in something that you shouldn't have? A furious fapping session? Was there a bear trap in her vag that you might have missed? Be careful man...shit is deadly. -
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I'd tell them to f*ck off and let me play basketball because I know they ain't be payin' the taxes that allowed for that court to exist in the first place. And if they started sh*t, I'd spray my spraypaint can in their faces and be like "Buff me now, biatch".
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Actually, you're wrong to assume no one cares. The song reads "Jim crack corn and I don't care". "I" means one person didn't care. But my big problem is: If they didn't care, why did they sing it so many times? Turns out this little bit is the refrain of a blackface minstrel song popular in the 1840s. (Check out "Blue Fly Tail" for the full thing). It's about a slave mourning the death of his master. O.O
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On July 7, 2007 (i.e.7/7/07) I bought a lotto ticket for the multi-million dollar prize. I picked the numbers from a few ones that are special to me. I checked the paper, and 5/6 of my numbers had hit...THE WEEK BEFORE.(You don't get the full prize but you do get a few grand I believe depending on how many people win) So I regret not playing that ticket earlier...but it amused me. I never bought a ticket before, or after. I'm gonna wait until I feel super-lucky again.
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