A few million years has given me a lot of experience! Ask away!

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      What upsets me more than our ferocious portrayal was the fact that I was turned down the roles for those movies! I am a talented and gifted actor, and instead they just replace me with animatronics and CGI! To be fair to Jurassic Park, though, they did show some super-smart, door-opening velociraptors, so at least we're not presented as just teeth!

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      Zombie, definitely. Being a mummy must suck when you have an itch under all those wraps!

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      I would suggest eating him. To death. Failing that (since I know how dull your people-teeth are) you could always be less annoying, but what do I know, I've been single for millions of years!

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      Other dinosaurs tend to taste a little gamey, but herbivores are usually good pickins'. My personal favorite was Stegosaurus, but they're a real pain to eat because the armor would get stuck in your teeth. Cambrian seafood was also pretty super - a horseshoe crab, a little butter, and you've got yourself a nice evening!

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      The Chicxulub impact crater! That place has been a dump ever since that asteroid landed.

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      Meat packer. I was fired after the first day. Something about missing product.

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      Definitely more of a listener, though I like to be quite verbose when it comes to text!

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Murray T. Dinosaur’s Bio

Hello there! My name is Murray T. Dinosaur, and I am… a dinosaur!

I have roamed the planet for millions of years, and have learned quite a lot, so ask whatever deep, meaningful questions you want!

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