I'll make you proud, papa.

I'll steal their identities first.

Once he's captured all 649+ Pokémon.

You can call me that; I won't answer to it.

That sounds like a serial killer's name.

I am in a chair.

I am chair height.

Why would he do that.

This isn't Choose Your Own Adventure Time.

If you know everything AT, you tell me.

Whoa. I do all that just by going to bed?

Thanks.

Do not mix me with alcohol.

Niki would never do that to me.

She'd call me fat in English.

Try it.

Fair warning, I might bop you on the nose.

Could be.

It would be funnier to me if it was a woman doing pretty much the same voice.

Or just Pen doing the exact same voice.

It's not the 19th Century anymore.

Get over it.

What is this.

Are you trying to stalk me through process of elimination?

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I don't know.

Bears seem like bad news to me.

Even if you saw Smokey Bear, America's most patriotic bear, ambling up to you in the woods, what would your reaction be?

He's a humanoid bear wearing dungarees and a campaign hat, wielding a shovel.

I'd run.

Run from Smokey.

No, don't feel weird.

Unless you enjoy feeling weird.

Here's what made it on screen:

Simon Petrikov Unearths Ancient Treasure
Silly man returns from expedition with a marginally exciting discovery.

By Bruce Guese,
Andersonsonian Standard

It was a chilly morning that greeted the small gathering of hard-drinking journalists and curious pigeons. The impromptu press conference was convened by professor of archaeology and bon vivant, Simon Petrikov. You may remember Petrikov from that thing [in] Fatu Hiva. Well that guy is back from his latest expedition in the Hindu Kush or wherever.

With much pomp, Petrikov unveiled the most significant piece from the dig to a rapt audience. Turns out it was just a book. A ratty-looking leatherbound manual whose title Petrikov had translated as “The Enchiridion”.

The cover, embossed with a still life and inset with a variety of gems[,] was alright to look at.


(text under photo)
Simon Petrikov delivers his latest find to the (obscured word) Museum of History.

Like any character, there's always the potential for them to return. But if you look at the episode titles for the remainder ... um.

The remainder of the season you ... you–

I'm sorry.

Your username is just way too distracting.

You know who else wears a fedora?



Jake's dad ...

It's true.

Who told you about Ground Bree King?

Character cancelled.