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Buy a calculator you cheap bastard!

And now they are only worn by the commoners and the poor.

I think everyone does in some way, life gets in the way

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Recently? It would be one of these

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgAlQuqzl8o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpWOzdmHqjQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr5TtQk2hsI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j50u0zUeCmU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSeX2Bl6l2I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI7olEfavHE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EuzuAodS_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_x5cfdwP98

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Freedom of speech ruin my plans to charge people by the word when talking to me :'(

So it capitals it looks like a double BED?

Supermarket

If you masturbate six times a day you become more attractive to the opposite sex

Neither NHL

Any excuse for imperialist expansionism

I walk or get a lift from some one else

ok

No, parents are girlfriends do that because they care what I wear. Thus ends the lesson if you have any interest in my appearance then it is your job to buy my cloths and wash them I just remove from closet, wear and leave on floor.

So then we all dressed as Batman, stole a yacht full of cocaine and Jon spent the next ten years locked in the gimp closet

Sure, your kids

I would...

and then the currency us devalued and a wheelbarrow full of money will be worth less than a loaf of bread

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I'm Bi-winning running on pure tiger blood baby!!!

all of them