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    1. MrHarble

      Why, the moon, of course! You see, long ago, tiny little Chucklings (they're kind of like grey blobs with antennae eyes. Yes, they are made of a titanium/steel alloy.) burrowed into the ground after being projected from Chuck Norris' 300,000 mile long piston dick. Chuck, feeling sorry for his sons, decided to have them live on forever in his muscles, and makes an annual trip underground to regain his strength by ripping his shirt open and metamorphosing his children into himself.

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      Soap when it's being microwaved. Nothing has the right to grow that quickly into something hideously similar to one of those '50s movie monsters.

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