Hehe, impatient eh? ;)

... No, not so much a wine drinker. Red actually triggers migraines for me :(

It would be a bit cliche to say 42!

Really though, 13 is one of the nicest numbers. Everyone else gives it a bad rep, but I've got nothing bad to say about it :)

tl;dr

Insufficient data. I know nothing about the medical demographic. My GP is really the only doctor I know, not much of a sample size.

I dream constantly. Sometimes I'm even asleep, and rarely I even remember them :D

There are some recurring ones that border on lucid dreaming, but mostly they evaporate before I can wake up enough to commit them to memory.

I talk in my sleep, but haven't succeeded in recording it... I'm hoping that will give me a clue what I dream about.

*shrug* I'm yet to see it, I don't seem to get it on the mobile web version.

All of the above, if anything is smile-worthy, smile. There's too much frowny-face out there.

I like to think everything is perfect and nothing will go wrong. But I still pay money for insurance.

If I were to enter a new permanent relationship, be it marriage or other, some sort of agreed exit strategy would have to be documented.

It's bad enough getting DVDs back from an ex-girlfriend...

I'm more of a jurisprudence than a vengeance guy. Vengeance leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate sounds like a food mistake with a hat, or a misspelled fish.

So, no, no avenging. But justice, best served cold, with a side of fish'n'chips, could happen.

Note: I may be ravenously hungry right now.

Japan, no questions.

USA has plenty to offer, but is essentially just like what we have here. Japan is ... surreal :)

I like it when cats purr, but I'm not so keen on them licking me

Hmmm, Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson's "Living next door to Alan" is what springs to mind.

Far more inappropriate than Alice :D

I don't get it. Shoes? Srsly, who looks at shoes all the time?

I'd rant on about rampant closet lesbianism, women dressing just to impress other women, etc, but I dont actually believe it. And I'd have to counter-rant than lesbians just want to be men, which defeats the whole shoe argument anyway. NB: the lesbian thing is not true either :)

So, in summary, I don't get it.

Yes. Yes, you should.

And yearly/monthly memberships, like a gym, with contracts that are crazy hardto cancel. Then people will visit regularly just to get their money's worth, whether they really like it or not.

No, the roaches are here to stay. Minimising egg laying/hiding locations is the best bet. But living in a minimalist White Box is not for everyone ... :P

Melbourne. Great place to live too! :D

Really though, I think far northern NSW is perfect.

When the thrush knocks thrice, the way will become clear.

(Or something like that from the Hobbit)

I don't know you very well at all ... Sadly. I know your origin story, but not much more. You are a butterfly, flitting in and out of my tweetstream, and whenever I make it to a MTUB, breezing through through the room.

You might be a favourite person IRL, given the chance, but we may never know. Until then, keep on flying :D

Umm, no. OK Cupid is my preferred, but to just talk I have about a bazillion other places to do that already. Twitter for example. :)

I got my baby at the hopsicle, they had to go to a lot of trouble to get it out of the packaging though.

The weirdest thing was walking out with it, and not paying - I was worried we were going to get tackled by security or police, and arrested for shoplifting.

I've heard that most people don't have the same issues with packaging, and some have to pay a lot for theirs.

Women: vanilla, amongst others, Men: I have no idea, though the meaty man/sweaty man smell makes me want to barf. 'Specially when its me.