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Certainly. I just need your villainous CV to check your evil credentials.
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Hmm I think I've managed to avoid complete weirdos. Possibly because I'm the weird one. Most people seem normal to me.
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Google. Because my god I forget everything.
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Waking up early on a Saturday and thinking you have to go to work. Then realising you don't and staying in bed. So much the better if it's cold out.
(I'm an old person trapped in a young persons body.)
Alternative answer: Wine. -
Do you mean work out who you are? You mean one of the 5 (or less people) that have asked me something?
No. What's the point in that? I'll only guess wrong anyway.
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Well,
"Hello" that's always a good starting point isn't it, assuming you speak English that is. Which obviously you do since that's the language you've asked in.
What was the question again? Oh yes, well I have two choices.
"Why aren't you wearing any shoes. Or clothes."
Or
"Hug?"
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School? i went to a number of boarding schools, at least one of which i didn't burn down. Then i did my degree and doctorate at the Royal Military College of Science.
I've never studied photography, just learned it myself (badly).
Kitties for the win! although mine got catnapped :( Now i just have evil dogs that want walking constantly. I'll get a kitty again one day, Mitze Moo your spirit will rise again! -
Watching terrible terrible trashy horror/B movies.
I love them. Especially when curled up on the sofa with a beer or two. -
I shook the Internet where this resides and part of it broke off in my hand and this blue liquid leaked out. Is that bad? I think I got some in my mouth.
I then coughed up this soggy bit of paper and it says "ask again later" on it.
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Either Amano Takashi or David Bailey it's hard to choose.
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Um. No? Unless you mean am I a loser at sports in which case probably yes. I lack the coordination to wield anything other than a firearm or a meat cleaver.
Are you? -
I believe you need a large sack, some kittens and an ornately carved wooden toffee hammer. Oh and some scales.
Or equally the ability to count for however long one lasts. Before you pass out. -
Fleetwood Mac. I found it in my new office. I like it. I'm not ashamed to say that. Yet.
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It's hard to be excited when you're on the run from the law for that thing you did with those people. Yeah. I threw a dinner party...
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