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Largest tornado ever, Austrailia, mega Earthquake, Japan, what's next?
Biblical plagues? Oh wait, already happening.Um, birds falling out of the sky and fish washing up by the millions on land...? Shit, no, that's happening too. Massive forest fires deci---nope, nope, covered there, too. I guess I should sign up for my Mark of the Beast. "cause that's next.
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My gf asked if her butt looked big in those jeans. I lied and said they fit her great. Then the pants ripped and she got mad cause I lied. A week later she asked again and I suggested she look for a bigger size. She's mad. Why?! Should I switch to men?
I suspect they'll ask the same question
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I'm starting to think that my son is actually a half-vampire/half-human baby. He loves to drink his own blood, and spends all day sniffing his own wrists. What should I do?
Get him a job w/ the IRS
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What would be your last ditch effort to tell your partner that you're horny when all else failed? For myself, I would just sigh and masturbate.
I tend to say "Get naked, we are going to be doing some fucking".
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What's the most emmbarassing misconception about sex you ever had?
There was the time I saw a string hanging between my girlfriends legs and helpfully tried to pull it loose.
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Mollena Williams’s Bio
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