If I'd answered this yesterday, I'd have said Black. Right now I am in my Jim-Jams so the answer is "none".

Ack! With my parents... hurl.

Holden. But I'd feel bad for Les Dennis all over again.

Skin on skin. Getting really intimate with a soft, smooth, sensual woman. Running my hands over her body and feeling hers in mine. Lots of foreplay, touching, fondling, stroking. Actual sex I can take or leave.

I like to think I am confident, but not cocky. There's nothing as unattractive as extreme timidity. As for my worst, I don't suffer fools gladly (who does?) to the extent that I get a bit road-ragey.

Hmmm... I am not good with heights. I'd be terrified to lose my sight. Or my hearing. I am often very uncomfortable around dogs and have been know to yell at owners to put their bloody dog on a lead in public areas. I also have a peculiar fear of plants with very large leaves... there is a variety of tropical plant which can grow in botanical and ornamental garden in the UK which has been know to leave me rooted (no pun intended) to the spot in utter dread.

Well over fifty pairs of shoes and close to a dozen pairs of boots.

Favourites vary by occasion, but I do have a pair of butter yellow four inch stilettos from Aldo. These are in my special shoe display in my front room.

I'll plead the fifth of that one.

Not so much a regret as wishing I'd made the huge life-changing decision I took in my mid-twenties sooner.

Oddly, I was thinking about this just the other night when I saw Lucy Lawless in Battlestar Galactica. She's tall and brassy enough to pull it off. As for Title song, I'd quite like "Baby I'm A Star" by Prince and the Revolution, though I'd like the score as a whole to be by Danny Elfman.

The gift of life.

Well, Jolie is out of the question as I have no interest in kids what-so-ever so I'll go for the one I have never heard of but ask her to bring her resume.

The mountains; specifically those in the Pacific North-West and The Rockies.

Explain that I'm lesbian and ask if they happen to have Katee Sackhoff's phone number. http://is.gd/7O74H

I'm gonna say my car http://is.gd/7Hb4D assuming you mean a physical object... more metaphysically I'd say my memories.

Tricky... depends on mood, but "Anna Stesia" is a definite. "Let's Go Crazy" takes me back to when I first fell in love with Prince's music and "Guitar" because of it was the theme tune to summer 2007 and the 21 Nights in London experience.

I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

Ft Klamath, Oregon

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