Don't be timid! Go on, ask me a question!
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> You ste-"borrow" a few of your husband's jars and fill them with scalding tea. You have crafted Tea-Kwon-Do.
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Invade a small country and host the world's LARGEST TEA PARTY
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm ALL OUT OF TEA.
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*ahem ahem* G'DAY MATE SNOIPIN'S A GOOD JOB BLAH BLAH BLAH BOOM HEADSHOT BLAH BLAH CROC WRESTLING BLAH BLAH BLAH OI LOIKE HARASSING ME WOIFE BECAUSE SHE'S SO EASILY FLUSTERED AND FREAKS OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING
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alright I'm done -
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whelp time to go fetch the bucket *vomiting concentrated awkwardness*)) -
...... Remind me to kill you when I am through with all this.
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What lovely poetry. Too bad I've no idea what you're getting at.
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((you won't end up like her
We'll protect you
forever)) -
*leapflinch* EGAD- C-Could you please stop staring like that...?
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((one that provides a realistic simulation of daily life on this website))
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((*attaches a fishing pole with a cupcake at the end to her head*))
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.......If I weren't in agonizing pain right now, I would berate you.
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I was licking frosting off of my saw after I cut the cake earlier, and he looked as though he was going to burst! I was curious as to what was wrong with him, but seeing someone else do it, I find it looks awfully perverse! No offense to you, my dear. He is just so unbearably silly sometimes.
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All of those "sexualized" Halloween costumes-they are just awful. If they were people, I would not have enough respect for them to bury their bodies after ending them, I'd just dump them in some desolate alleyway. Is it too much to ask for a properly frightening costume that isn't scary due to its horrifying lack of fabric? /rant over
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You make me sick. I will stab you if I vomit again.
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Alice Mundy’s Bio
London, England
I'm a Medic.
I'm from London.
I like tea.
That is all.
