Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

Jesus Rollerblading Christ. He is not my boyfriend ANYMORE.

WHAT THE?!? ARE YOU EVEN KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0

Play

That's Cedric. He is not my bf.

I AM home.

No. SMART is sexy.

I am going to do everything less- eat less, care less, talk less, and try less.

I accept payment in the form of cash, check, or candy.

Yep.

Nope.

Huh? WTF does 'skiney' mean?

There is nothing about Jeremy.

Classes start tomorrow.

Yes, I do very much.

Do you miss me?

Umm, water. Water-flavored water.

That's a great one, Jess.

I'm here wishing you a very Happy Birthday as instructed. I hope you're having fun.
You better not be drinking. I WILL find out and you WILL be in lots of trouble.

Sorry. I've been keeping my phone off a lot lately. Sorry..

Aww Jess, you have please got to start being a little nicer to him- I'm begging you.

I'm also begging you to stop sending me pictures.