-
-
-
Speedo season is coming up and Eva had the nerve to sell Jeffrey a Kit-Kat bar! D:< what should I do now?
"SPEEDO SEASON?"
ALREADY?
Now what am I supposed to do with all my snazzy short shorts?! -
-
-
-
-
What's the funniest knock-knock joke you've heard?
Knock knock.
-Who's there?
What?
-Who's there?
What?
-Who's there?
What?
-Who's there?
What?
Lil Jon, is that you?
Yay-uh!..
( I don't think I told it right..) -
Can I tell you how much I admire you for being able to get two BOYS to take naps? I have one child and spent an hour the other day trying to bribe her to lie down and go to sleep.
If you only knew the troubles those boys give me when it comes to sleep. Unfortunately, neither one of them naps anymore. I think I had one glorious year where they would both nap at the same time, but sadly, those days are gone. No nap days stink, don't they? Good luck with nap time :)
-
You ever wonder which is worse? Going through labor or getting kicked in the nuts? It really makes you think because no one will know for sure because no one can experience both! One of life's great mysteries.
Oh come on. Labor tears open your private parts and carry on for hours. No competition.
-
-
Vocus just bought iContact. m.techcrunch.com/2012/02/28/vocus-buys-email-marketing-company-icontact-for-169-million/?icid=tc_home_art& My guess is that this was a 5X revenue. What is your opinion on current valuations?
Valuations are like taking a girl on a date. The more you like her the more your willing to spend on her. If someone likes a company enough they are going to pay for the dinner, movie & drinks
-
What book could you read a million times and not get tired of?
The book I've probably read more times than any other in my life is The Cat in the Hat, and will re-read it any day of the week if asked. But I sadly don't know that I'd re-read any book denser than that more than once or twice.... I'll just re-watch the movie instead.
-
Erections. Discuss?
Grateful I don't have something that tips everyone off whenever I'm aroused. Otherwise my daily interactions would be awwwkward. (Everything turns me on, Reptar. In fact. What're you up to today, you big green beast, you?)
-
-
-
I had a fantastic time with @mirandawrites. when's the last time you had fun with a coworker?
When you were drunk talking to me after having drinks with @MirandaWrites. That was pretty fantastic.
-
I had a fantastic time with @mirandawrites. when's the last time you had fun with a coworker?
Never. I hate everyone here.
-
When did your parents tell you that you were adopted? Do you think it was the right time?
I'm pretty sure they told me when they first held me which would have been 5 months after I was born. I have always known I was adopted which is probably better than being told when I was older (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ADOPTED ME? I TOTALLY LOOK LIKE YOU GUYS)
-
-
-
Loading...
Miranda’s Bio
Office Manager at Formspring. Midwestern transplant.
The hubs (@bnickelsun) and I had a baby - Harley Catherine - on 6/12/11
Likes: Food Questions and being told I'm pretty.
Dislikes: Sports Questions and when you're mean on Formspring.
